F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Bad Religion Guitarist Calls Out Bring Me the Horizon Over Douchey Backstage Warning July 8th, 2016 at 1:20pm Emperor Rhombus In turn, members of Bring Me The Horizon call him old.
Tour de Force 0 Belphetour June 22nd, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Origin, Shining, and Abigal Williams to open, but their names aren’t so easily made into puns. Oh wait, Tourigin. Dammit.
Editorials 0 We Respectfully Disagree with Decibel‘s Guest Column About How SJWs are Destroying Extreme Music June 21st, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Willful ignorance.
Metal Etiquette 0 According to Black Stone Cherry, Lemmy Was Generous with His Cocaine April 27th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus But these bozos didn’t do any!
...And F*ck You Too 0 L.A. Guns Vocalist Phil Lewis Pays Tribute to Prince with Racist Comments April 25th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “Black people are all one-dimensional,” claims singer.
...And F*ck You Too 0 University Study Proves What We’ve Always Known About MetalSucks Commenters March 31st, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Turns out “Do you even fucking proofread?” roughly translates into “I’m a pain in the ass as a person.”
New Stuff 0 Avatar Post New Song of Power Metal Circus Music March 28th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Down with the clown.
Poll 0 Informal Reader Poll: Who Can Do No Wrong By You? March 1st, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Which metal star will you give a pass, no matter what they do?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mötley Crüe Release Teaser for Concert Film of Final Show January 6th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Not quite the same ol’ situation.
Metal Legacies 0 Motörhead and Me December 30th, 2015 at 10:36am Emperor Rhombus Emperor Rhombus shares some personal stories about Motorhead and what the band has meant to him.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Give a Little Boy a Head Tattoo November 5th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t call Child Services, it’s just a gag.
Friggin' Danzig 0 Fan Claims to Have Been Roughed Up by Danzig and Danzig’s Security Guards October 19th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg If true, this would be a new low for Glenn.
New Stuff 0 Myrkur Releases Track With Adult Swim, Cements Hate Among Trve Metal Masses September 23rd, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus The ultra-kvlt should get ready to treat their ulcers.
Lolz 0 Here Are James Hetfield and M. Shadows Pretending to Be Video Game Zombies August 26th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Where’s Daryl Dixon when you need him?
Remembering Dimebag Darrell 0 If Dimebag Was Still Here August 20th, 2015 at 1:36pm Emperor Rhombus Remembering the legend on what would’ve been his 49th birthday.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week July 17th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Pantera, Danzig, Tool, and more.
Lolz 0 Dave Mustaine Apparently Has No Control Over Members Quitting June 29th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus It was those bad guys in management! Yeah, that’s it!
Poll 0 Informal Reader Poll: Who’s The Most Metal Superhero? April 30th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Remember, Peter, with great power comes great OH GOD IT HURTS TO DIE.
Music Dorkery 0 Watch: Weedeater Drummer Travis Owen Teaches You Stick Tricks April 24th, 2015 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Because stick tricks are badass.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Pure Schadenfreude: For Today Lose Another Guitarist Over Jesus Feelings April 16th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Homophobic guitarist’s replacement booted for Old Testament beliefs. I know.
