Reviews 0 COREY MITCHELL’S MARCH 2012 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST (THE “IT’S ABOUT F*CKING TIME” EDITION) – PART 2 June 6th, 2012 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell To recap: March 2012 was FUCKING STELLAR!!! Here’s the first […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE ATE A LOTTA CAKE May 11th, 2012 at 5:20pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list? Do it […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Drummers 0 #6: GENE HOGLAN (EVERY BAND DAVE WITTE OR KEVIN TALLEY ISN’T IN) March 23rd, 2012 at 4:30pm Anso DF MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine The Top 25 […]
Worst Week Ever 250 IN WHICH WE SHUTTERED UP THE MANSION FOR THE REST OF 2011 December 16th, 2011 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg video via Metal Insider Today is the last day of […]
Br00tal-lists 200 ANSO DF’S TOP FIFTEEN BONER JAMZ OF 2011 METAL December 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Maybe you’ve had this experience: A recent acquaintance hears that […]
Worst Week Ever 100 IN WHICH WE HAILED GENOCIDE October 28th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg When I was fifteen years old, I had to sneak […]
Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE CELEBRATED REIGN IN BLOOD‘S 25TH ANNIVERSARY October 7th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Happy birthday, Reign in Blood! We love you. You don’t sound […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 WHITESNAKE IN CONCERT: A TUTORIAL FOR THE FUTURE August 24th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Photos by Brian Schroeter Though hard rock has arrived at […]
Worst Week Ever 260 IN WHICH AXL DIDN’T SWEAR ONCE July 22nd, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I was listening to an interview with Sarah Vowell last […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 240 ANALYSIS: QUEENSRYCHE NEEDS NEW MANAGEMENT TL;DR July 13th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF It’s probably not overestimating things to state that Queensryche is […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 300 AND THE OTHER GUESTS ON THE NEW GOJIRA EP ARE… June 1st, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Everyone whose parents raised them correctly loves Gojira, and so […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE CLOSED SHOP EARLY FOR MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND May 27th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re American, you already know it’s Memorial Day weekend, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 60 TRANSLATE-BOT 3K TO NIKKI SIXX: PUT A GODDAMN SHIRT ON May 10th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF The challenge for tireless bullshitters like Nikki Sixx, Max Cavalera, […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE DECLARED METALSUCKS A NO-PANTS ZONE March 4th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Hey studs and foxes, Anso here. Please accept my most […]
Viral Vomit 380 SLIPKNOT’S CLOWN GETS CLOWNED January 19th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein I guess this guy Nardwuar is old news to Canadians, […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 460 NEW BTBAM, NEW MESHUGGAH, OH MY! January 19th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein The Year of The Prog Dork just keeps getting better […]
Br00tal-lists 770 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VI December 16th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF GOD FORBID, AT THE GATES, DISFEAR, MACHINE […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE ASKED SOME QUESTIONS November 5th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Why am I writing this week’s “Worst Week” entirely in […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 190 SCALE THE SUMMIT PREPARING TO SCALE SUMMITS ONCE AGAIN October 14th, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein I thought I’d already publicly waxed ecstatic about the fact […]
Admin 600 OUR 10,000TH POST!!! September 14th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks To the MetalSucks Maniac known as “Sacajewea,” we would like […]
