Contests 0 Show Us Your MetalSucks: The Gwar Edition December 6th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Send us pics of yourself wearing a MetalSucks t-shirt, receive free shit in the mail!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 13: I Get Cheeky with Managament and Disgusted in General December 3rd, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Dave begs the editors to move this column to Tuesday and mourns the loss of “murderer Javon Belcher’s” girlfriend.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 11: Turkey Day Stuffing November 26th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks The Houston Texans are for real, the Skins keep their playoff hopes alive, the Patriots thrash the hapless Jets, and more of the Week 11 NFL action.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Choose Your Own MetalSucks Guest Columnist November 16th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Doc Coyle. Oderus Urungus. Eyal Levi. Paul Masvidal. Who do u select as the next superstar guest writer on MetalSucks?
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 10: We Are All Losers Now November 12th, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks In which the Falcons undefeated season came to an end, the Giants lost and the 49ers and Rams tied.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Mourned the Loss of Mitch Lucker and Celebrated the Death of Hurricane Sandy November 2nd, 2012 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein This week’s highlights… or lowlights, as it were.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 8: The Regular Season Reaches the Halfway Point October 29th, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Which teams are happy, and which ones are realizing that their “slow start” has turned into a “steady suck”?
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 6: THE JETS ARE BORN-AGAIN, EVEN WITHOUT JESUS TEBOW October 15th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Welcome back, football fans! The GWAR machine is on the […]
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 5: WATCH FOOTBALL INSTEAD OF TRYING TO SOLVE THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS October 8th, 2012 at 1:20pm MetalSucks You might have recalled some mealy-mouth ramblings about whether I […]
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 4: THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY October 1st, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Last week we heard nothing but bitching from me as […]
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 3: WORST SUNDAY EVER September 24th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Fuck! What a horrible weekend for me. It all started […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WERE ALL PIT, NO SH*T September 14th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg via Have you signed up for our email list yet? […]
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 1: RGIII TO THE RESCUE September 10th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We are back! It’s football time again, and husbands all […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WENT SHOPPING FOR JAPANESE GROCERIES August 31st, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, PRE-SEASON PREVIEW: FOOTBALL SEASON IS NIGH! August 30th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks It’s time for another NFL season which means that once […]
Interviews 0 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: MUNCIPAL WASTE’S TONY FORESTA TALKS TO METALSUCKS ABOUT THE FATAL FEAST, FEASTING April 2nd, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks At this point, I don’t think Municipal Waste really needs […]
Guest Columns 530 HOOP LOGIC: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE ON THE NBA January 11th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks [Regular MS columnist Doc Coyle recently got in touch with us […]
Necessary Roughness 90 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 12: IT’S ALL ABOUT THE YOUNG QUARTERBACKS + “THE HEAD STOMP” November 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Dave Brockie is out for the season. Our crack team […]
Tour de Force 30 CORY SMOOT MEMORIAL SHOW ANNOUNCED November 23rd, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks As promised, a show to pay tribute to recently deceased […]
Viral Vomit 260 POSSIBLY THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT NICKELBACK November 22nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you guys heard about the petition by Detroit Lions […]
