Muh-nay muh-nay muh-nay muhhhhhh-nay… MUH-NAY!

Let’s examine the idiocy of Phil Labonte, and try to forget that we ever heard this album in the first place…

Vice’s Kate Hutchinson on the ins and outs of hating your parents, dressing like an idiot, and making out with dudes with braided beards.

Look into our crystal ball…

Featuring Marty Friedman and members of Cattle Decapitation, Skinless, Abiotic, Pinkish Black, So Hideous, and Body Stuff.

Slipknot! Black Label Society! King 810!

Probably the only list this year which will include both Godflesh AND Godsmack.

This week’s heavy new releases: At The Gates, Necrophagia, Dawnbringer, Abysmal Dawn, Obituary, Devin Townsend Project, The Crown (single), Unearth, Anaal Nathrakh, so many more.

Sad you can’t go on a killing spree tonight? Maybe this week’s top stories will cheer you up!

Like the DSM, only metal!

We’re kidding. We wouldn’t listen to Risk even if it were free.

Dat hairline tho.

The guitarist/vocalist takes us through the albums that rocked him in 2013 — both metal and non-metal!

The theme of this week’s playlist: NUCLEAR WAR!!!

A true rarity: modern day hair metal that doesn’t suck.

For the low, low price of jus $500!!!

In today’s fights, lousy punctuation, deathcore, nu-metal, and Ozzy Osbourne all collide head-on!

This week felt like living in a soap opera.

Metal Injection storms the Golden Gods black carpet and asks the above question to every band.

STREET TOUGHS, BE FOREWARNED! If you punch the guy in the above photo, he may be entitled to extra support from the police! But you’ll be punished the same as if you punched a dude who doesn’t wear eye make-up.