Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Everybody Knew We’d Been Fired But Us March 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are the week’s top stories…
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Lost Our MVP February 22nd, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The week’s top stories: Dave Lombardo splits with Slayer, David Draiman still lacks talent, and more!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got Academic About Moshing February 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Recapping the week’s biggest stories.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Enabler’s “Live Low” February 12th, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Turn your speakers WAY up and jam the ultimate “fuck you” song.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Quacked Like a Duck February 8th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg And bucked like a horse!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which To Our Ass We Bent Our Rope February 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks!”
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Learned The Ultimate Drumming Technique January 25th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Nah, totally kidding, we already knew how to do that… we’ve been practicing for years!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got Our Faces F*cked Off January 18th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Arningway: omesay ofway isthay ostpay isway inway igpay estroyerday atinlay.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Wanted Pancakes January 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Homophobia! Racism!! Adorable children!!! Top stories from the first real news cycle of 2013!!!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Left Our Gun Over by the Remote January 4th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We recap the week’s top stories.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Regular Bowel Movements Were a Bitter Memory December 14th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This concludes regular posting for 2012!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Had a Terrific Sense of Humor November 30th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are the week’s top stories…
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were for Nu Metal Rock Fans November 16th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg And now the week’s top stories…
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Blogged at Half-Speed November 9th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The most- and least-sucky stories of the week!
Reunion Mania 0 Prediction: Brian “Head” Welch Will Be Back in Korn by the End of 2013 November 9th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band announces two shows with old guitarist, David Silvera breaks out his practice pads.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got a Facelift October 26th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are the week’s highlights!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Scale the Summit Are Working On a New Album October 25th, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The instru-metallers are writing now and expect to release a new album at some point in 2013.
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH IT WAS OUT WITH THE OLD AND IN WITH THE NEW October 19th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are the week’s highlights!
Cinemetal 0 ENSLAVED THINK NATURE IS COOL October 18th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein It’s like watching The Nature Channel, only with awesomer music.
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE ARE AT NY COMIC CON RIGHT NOW! October 12th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Sure, Axl and Vince are off at Comic Con hanging […]