Black Collar Workers 0 Black Sabbath’s VIP Package Continues Long Tradition of the English Screwing the Irish August 2nd, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus For a scant €1,400, you can meet, but not get an autograph from, the band.
New Stuff 0 Listen: Yes!! Sahg New Album!! July 29th, 2016 at 2:30pm Anso DF “In our darkest times we realize how swiftly life can end.”
Editorials 0 Editorial: Stop Saying Politics Have No Place in Metal July 28th, 2016 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg Politics have always been a part of metal, and they always will be.
Reviews 0 Dunsmuir: A Clutch by Any Other Name July 26th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Definitely not a Clutch clone, but pretty close.
Editorials 0 Editorial: More Metal Musicians Should be Like Jason Newsted July 26th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The ex-Metallica bassist just launched an acoustic project and says he’s mostly done with metal now. More middle-aged musicians should do the same.
Editorials 0 Editorial: What SINGLE Metal Band Will Someday Represent ALL of Metal? July 21st, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretend it’s a thousand years in the future, and to the general public, there is ONE band or person who ostensibly represents ALL of metal. Who will that artist be?
Editorials 0 Editorial: Every Non-Metal Band Should Have A Metal Member July 19th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Even if you play, I don’t know, electric pop mixed with big band swing, a metalhead on your team could add an edge you didn’t know you could have.
Viral Vomit 0 Metal Musicians Spotted in Pokemon Go July 18th, 2016 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Gotta mosh ’em all!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Happy National Best Friends Day! June 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A celebration of friendship in metal!
Breaking the Law 0 Geezer Butler Finally Explains His Bar Brawl Arrest June 8th, 2016 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Hint: it’s got to do with Jews and Nazis.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Bill Ward Announces New Band, Day of Errors June 7th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Featuring All Hail The Yeti’s bassist and guest drums by… wait, what?
Metal in the Media 0 The New Doom Game Features Subliminal Satanic Messages May 31st, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Shh, nobody tell the guys who tried to sue Judas Priest and Ozzy for allegedly convincing them to commit suicide.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week May 27th, 2016 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Dethklok, Eagles of Death Metal, Manowar, and more.
Br00tal-lists 0 Five Insane Line-Up Changes That Almost Happened: Eddie Van Halen in KISS, Dimebag in Megadeth, and More May 26th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine if these musicians had actually joined these bands?
Editorials 0 Donald Trump is a Lot Like Metallica in the Early ’80s May 24th, 2016 at 3:30pm Maximus Hear us out on this…
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s A Reggae Mashup of “Walk,” In Case You Ever Wanted To Smoke Weed To Pantera May 24th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus …oh wait.
MSTV 0 Nikki Sixx Pisses Me Off So Much — The Smart Metal Show, Episode 14 May 23rd, 2016 at 2:30pm MetalSucks The Elitist takes Nikki Sixx to task for railing against YouTube.
Lolz 0 Breaking: Eddie Has Gone Missing May 18th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus This is a state of emergency.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week May 13th, 2016 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Zombie, Phil Anselmo, and more.
