Editorials 490 UPDATED: I’M SO SICK OF WRITING ABOUT WHAT A PRICK OZZY HAS BECOME… May 29th, 2009 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: Our friend Dan Rodriguez over at Metal Insider has […]
Admin 650 MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE LIST May 28th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Yeserday we told you that we’re making a list. Here […]
Interviews 40 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH PROSTHETIC RECORDS’ BRUISERS UNHOLY May 19th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Shortly after their new-asshole-rippingly good set at the 2nd stage […]
What the...?? 270 METALLICA WILL BE INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK N’ ROLL HALL OF FAME BY… FLEA? March 20th, 2009 at 4:18pm Axl Rosenberg I know this probably too much Metallica news for one […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 340 THE NEW HEAVEN AND HELL ALBUM COVER IS METAL AS F*CK March 12th, 2009 at 10:19am Axl Rosenberg Look: I don’t want to play into any kind of […]
Interviews 70 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH ROSS THE BOSS OF MANOWAR AND THE DICTATORS March 9th, 2009 at 11:00am Sammy O'Hagar As a guitarist, Ross “Ross the Boss” Funicello has had […]
Exclusive 410 GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE RESPONDS TO INTERNET CRITICISM March 3rd, 2009 at 12:56pm MetalSucks The Adequate Response to Criticism; An Artist’s Perspective Criticism. Criticism […]
Whiplash! 20 EARLY MAN’S MIKE CONTE POSTS NEW REHEARSAL FOOTAGE, HEADS OUT ON TOUR February 26th, 2009 at 3:40pm MetalSucks Hello Metalsuckers. WHIPLASH! round 2. It’s 5am Thursday, I’m in […]
\m/ 470 FOR THOSE OF US ACTUALLY GETTING LAID, HERE ARE SOME TIPS TO GET YOUR WOMAN TO LIKE METAL February 25th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vince has gone into some detail in the past about […]
Br00tal-lists 580 ROADRUNNER RECORDS NAMES THE TOP 50 GREATEST METAL FRONTMEN OF ALL TIME February 25th, 2009 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The fine lads and ladesses over at Roadrunner Records have […]
Black Collar Workers 460 NOW KILLSWITCH ENGAGE RIFFS ARE BEING USED AS HIP-HOP SAMPLES. February 2nd, 2009 at 5:31pm Vince Neilstein Have Killswitch Engage reached cultural ubiquity? It’s hard to believe, […]
This Sucks 110 THE BAND IS DEAD… LONG LIVE THE BAND! January 15th, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks January 16th and 17th will be the final shows ever […]
Music Dorkery 520 J.S. BACH = THE MOST METAL OF ALL COMPOSERS December 24th, 2008 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Rather than the usual aural assault, this morning I decided […]
What the...?? 70 AXL ROSE FINALLY PROMOTES CHINESE DEMOCRACY… SORT OF December 12th, 2008 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg After weeks of wondering why the fuck Axl Rose was […]
Reunion Mania 140 HEAVEN & HELL: ONE REUNION ALBUM I THINK YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET EXCITED ABOUT December 2nd, 2008 at 9:53am Axl Rosenberg I know I’ve spoken out in the past – fuck, […]
Reviews 20 VIKING SKULL HAVE PLENTY OF DOOM, GLOOM AND HEARTACHE; NEED MORE WHISKEY November 25th, 2008 at 12:01pm MetalSucks If you’re not familiar with Viking Skull it’s probably because […]
Editorials 1390 F*CK ROLLING STONE: WHO ARE THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME? November 24th, 2008 at 1:59pm Corey Mitchell (Rolling Stone ballot filled out by James Hetfield of Metallica.) […]
Reviews 30 CAPRICORNS BEAR THEIR BONES WITH LATEST RELEASE October 31st, 2008 at 2:48pm MetalSucks Okay, I’m going to come right out and say this […]
Blogronaut 180 BLOGRONAUT: “DEAR METALLICA; LET ME WRITE SONGS FOR YOU.” October 10th, 2008 at 3:26pm MetalSucks I’m going to talk about Metallica and their new record. […]
Reviews 320 SKIP METALLICA, PROCEED DIRECTLY TO METAL CHURCH September 23rd, 2008 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell There has been a veritable smorgasbord of Old Fart-approved albums […]
