Drunk on payday? Buddy, have we got a merch item for you!

MetalGF offers advice on balancing work and life, long-distance relationships, and the joys of Taylor Swift.

“Ever wondered the opinions of possibly the most politically informed and opinionated singer in rock and roll? Now is your chance to have the political conversation of your life with the man himself — Phil Labonte.”

And he does a really good job!

Williams can’t tour due to ongoing health issues.

Motörhead are officially just a booze company now.

Including extras for the deluxe editions.

Listen to all 68 heavy new releases!! Turnstile, Cult Of Fire, Ghost, Qip, Negative Thought Process, Helen Money, High Spirits, and tons more!

Very Dream Theater-y, but with a jazz fusion twist.

“Oh, shit… I left Murder By Death in the car and I forgot to roll down the windows.”

Guns N’ Roses made heaping mountains of cash on their summer reunion tour, Slayer’s bloodbath of a new music video, Insane Clown Posse fans amputating their own fingers in honor of a fallen brother, Fenriz of Darkthrone’s new accidental government job, and more!

Doc Coyle (Vagus Nerve, ex-God Forbid) makes a bold, bold argument.

“Censorship” will appear on Honor is Dead, out next month on Metal Blade.

A local man’s intricate and rambling explanation about the meaning behind his latest tattoo allegedly caused further confusion amongst his group of friends, who immediately regretted broaching the topic.

The first in our new series on the most metal ways to leave this shitty plane of existence.

Mommy, can I go out and… PLAY FILLS TONIGHT?

Put on some Slayer. Listen to Slayer. Slayer rules. Metal rules. Hail Satan. Listen to Slayer.

If he’s outed, then is he still a ghostwriter?

Skál, black metal fans!