Level Up 0 Level Up: Metroid February 27th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Last Chance to Reason’s Evan Sammons examines the very first ground-breaking NES entry into the Metroid franchise.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: And The Grammy Goes To … February 22nd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The 2013 Grammy Awards? More like Sham-my Anal-warts right?
Haterade 0 A Life Once Lost Hate Bands Who Use Indiegogo and Kickstarter February 15th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein “aww – touring is so hard. Can people give us money too?”
New Stuff 0 Listen to Puscifer Cover “Bohemian Rhapsody” and “Balls to the Wall” February 14th, 2013 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein One is a straight-forward cover and the other one isn’t, but they’re both hella fun.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Mike Patton Exposes Himself February 7th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Is it the most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen?
What the...?? 0 CBS Issues E-Mail Warning: No Visible Boobies, Butts, “Puffy” Genitals, or Political Causes Allowed at The Grammys February 6th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg A sample from this real CBS memo: “Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples.”
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which To Our Ass We Bent Our Rope February 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks!”
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Into The Darkness? February 1st, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The Darkness = Genius? Novelty? Mediocre? Pack of douchelords that even Lemmy doesn’t dig though his bumchum Dave Grohl is happy to get in their big shot?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ted Nugent and Dee Snider Are in Love January 24th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Also, Ted Nugent tweets like a tween girl.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 18: Championship Weekend: I Absolutely Love ALL the Teams That Play with Balls January 21st, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Brockie talks about Colin Kaepernick’s arms (and the tattoos thereon) and the demise of Tom Brady and the pats.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: Portal, Vexovoid January 17th, 2013 at 1:00pm Corey Mitchell Philip Anselmo loves Portal, too!
Cinemetal 0 Metallica’s 3D Movie Gets a Title, Release Date, and… Lead Actor? January 16th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m sorry, did you say “a lead actor”???
New Stuff 0 Suffocation Take You Through the “Cycles of Suffering” January 15th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg By which I mean they have a new song called “Cycles of Suffering.”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Anthrax Announces Shadows Fall Guitarist Jon Donais as Temporary Lead Guitairist January 11th, 2013 at 1:08pm Axl Rosenberg Wow, big day for ‘Thrax fans.
Tweet Twat 0 The Metal Community Reacts to For Today Guitarist’s Anti-Gay Rant January 11th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Members of This is Hell, Trivium, Touche Amore, Twitching Tongues and… Stone-Cold Steve Austin.
...And F*ck You Too 0 For Today Guitarist Mike Reynolds Outs Himself January 11th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg …as a bigoted tool.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Anthrax Is Pushing For That Grammy! January 4th, 2013 at 10:30am Anso DF Cmonnn give it to Anthrax they’d be the happiest!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent’s Gun Country Executed December 19th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Idiotic guitarist’s idiotic show about guns is not going to series.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Former Attack Attack! Bassist John Holgado is the Stupidest Human Being Ever December 13th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Warning: reading his statement as to why he quit the band WILL make you stupider.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 14: Another Week, Another Dead Player December 11th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Brockie dissects the tragic accident in Dallas (just one week after the incident in Kansas City), the miracle of Peyton Manning’s comeback, Tom Brady’s stomping of the Texans and more.
