Contests 1670 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SIGNED CD AND T-SHIRT FROM THE HUMAN ABSTRACT! July 31st, 2008 at 5:57pm Vince Neilstein Last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest (pictured, right) inspired several […]
Cinemetal 40 DAVID LEE ROTH’S “RUNNIN’ WITH THE DEVIL” VOCAL TRACK July 31st, 2008 at 9:33am Vince Neilstein This is old, but whatever. The lack of pitch-correction on […]
Cinemetal 140 IF THIS RIFF DOESN’T MAKE YOU WANNA STOMP ON BUNNIES, NOTHING WILL July 29th, 2008 at 4:08pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t reviewed the new Cannibal Corpse DVD, Centuries of […]
Editorials 110 PROTEST THE HERO *FINALLY* JOIN A TOUR WORTH SEEING (PLUS FALL TOUR ROUNDUP) July 29th, 2008 at 3:21pm Vince Neilstein After fellating Protest the Hero’s incredible early-2008 release Fortress for […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A DELUXE DOUBLE DISC EDITION OF SOULFLY’S SELF-TITLED DEBUT July 28th, 2008 at 4:59pm Axl Rosenberg South Carolina’s Alan Brenner is now one copy of Opeth’s […]
Show Reviews 60 THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF HUNG July 28th, 2008 at 1:21pm Vince Neilstein To say that Hung is back and better than ever […]
Cinemetal 30 WHERE I COME FROM, “THE DEVIL’S THUNDER” IS JUST A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING “A FART” July 28th, 2008 at 11:29am Axl Rosenberg An insider in the Cradle of Filth camp recently pointed […]
Editorials 90 WHAT’S SO FUNNY ABOUT PEACE, LOVE, AND NAPALM DEATH? July 25th, 2008 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg Two Napalm Death stories in as many days! Yowza! So […]
Contests 860 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF GOD FORBID’S BENEATH THE SCARS OF GLORY AND PROGRESSION DVD July 25th, 2008 at 3:23pm Vince Neilstein Apparently toilets inspire commenting, because you all set a new […]
Poll 350 POLL: WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SOUNDGARDEN ALBUM? July 23rd, 2008 at 4:48pm Vince Neilstein Since we all seem to be in agreement that the […]
Cinemetal 820 OH, NO: METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC TO FEATURE “UNFORGIVEN III” July 23rd, 2008 at 12:47pm Axl Rosenberg Alright alright alright: I don’t wanna hear any more bitching […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF OPETH’S WATERSHED July 22nd, 2008 at 4:50pm Axl Rosenberg I thought that last week’s logo, for the band Mala […]
450 CHRIS CORNELL AND TIMBALAND ACHIEVE NEW LEVELS OF SUCK PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT UNREACHABLE WITH NEW SINGLE July 22nd, 2008 at 3:17pm Vince Neilstein So back in March we reported the rumors that Chris […]
240 DO ANY OF YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT UNDEROATH? July 21st, 2008 at 10:57am Vince Neilstein I’m asking because I genuinely would like to know. I […]
Contests 990 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN THE NEW SCAR SYMMETRY AND NEW-ISH CHILDREN OF BODOM CDs! July 17th, 2008 at 5:51pm MetalSucks Congrats to MetalSucks reader and multi-time champion d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. for winning […]
Exclusive 210 THE HAUNTED’S PETER DOLVING BLOGS FOR METALSUCKS July 16th, 2008 at 5:55pm MetalSucks [We’re huge fans of The Haunted’s Peter Dolving’s MySpace rants; […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF AIRBOURNE’S RUNNIN’ WILD July 14th, 2008 at 5:28pm Axl Rosenberg A whole lot of you guessed that last week’s logo […]
Rampant Rumors 4540 GUNS N’ ROSES N’ ROCK BAND EXTRACT “SHACKLER’S REVENGE” July 14th, 2008 at 11:33am Axl Rosenberg So last week a few of you e-mailed us with […]
Editorials 20 NEW MUSIC FROM THE HAUNTED July 14th, 2008 at 11:06am Vince Neilstein While everyone is all in a tizzy about the At […]
Contests 800 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN UNEARTH’S NEW DVD ALIVE FROM THE APOCALYPSE July 10th, 2008 at 5:47pm MetalSucks Congrats to MetalSucks reader Walker who won last week’s Funny […]