Hipsters Out Of Metal! 210 METAL’S BIGGEST PETERS: ERIC F*CKING PETERSON OF TESTAMENT December 9th, 2009 at 12:00pm Anso DF Metal fans, let’s take a collective moment to consider ourselves […]
Reviews 370 PORTAL & IMPETUOUS RITUAL: SOUTH OF HELL December 8th, 2009 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Australia, for those of us in the US, is pretty […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 640 SLEEPING GIANT WANT YOU TO JOIN THEIR ARMY November 30th, 2009 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez I’ve really been digging some hardcore this year, thanks largely […]
Haterade 720 ALBACORE… HARDY HAR HAR November 30th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg An anonymous reader tipped us off to the existence of […]
Tiberian Vocalizations 440 TIBERIAN VOCALIZATIONS: ARTHUR VON NAGEL ON POST-BLACK METAL (AND BEING A SHAMELESS METAL NERD) November 19th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Black metal, in spite of its more purist fans, has […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 490 STRAPPING YOUNG LAD November 17th, 2009 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Okay. I started SYL in 1993 after hearing Soul Of […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 230 GRATUITOUS SELF-PROMOTION November 17th, 2009 at 1:00pm MetalSucks For all of you who want nothing to do with […]
Show Reviews 300 STRIKEOUT AT THE SMOKEOUT: DEFTONES, JIM ROOT RULE WEED FEST November 10th, 2009 at 5:00pm Anso DF It’s easy to be jaded after attending a billion or […]
Haterade 630 I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE BEEN THERE FOR THIS VIDEO SHOOT November 9th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dear Oceano: congratulations! You are now only the second worst […]
Exclusive 90 EXCLUSIVE TOUR BLOG FROM BISON B.C.’S DAN AND (PART I) October 28th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We loved the last tour blog that Bison B.C.’s Dan […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE GOT FED THROUGH THE TEETH MACHINE October 23rd, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a lyric in the song “Hour of Rats” from […]
The Hard R 1570 THE HARD R: DALLAS ON THE EVOLUTION OF DEATHCORE, AND WHY IT’S SWEET AS HELL October 23rd, 2009 at 4:45pm MetalSucks Thanks to everyone who downloaded the package of Graphic Novel […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 50 OXBOW SING SONGS FOR THE FRENCH IN PARIS AND OTHER EUROPEAN CITIES TOO October 23rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez If you’ve made it through THIS AWESOME DAY so far, […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 870 SCRAPING GENIUS OFF THE DAY October 23rd, 2009 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Hello. My name is Gary Suarez. You might remember me […]
Interviews 230 MIKE “GUNFACE” MCKENZIE IS THE LATEST MEMBER OF THE RED CHORD TO PUT UP WITH OUR DUMB QUESTIONS October 21st, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg If there’s any justice in the world, The Red Chord’s […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS October 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretty big week here at the MetalSucks Mansion. We laughed, […]
Admin 2600 SCRAPED THAT GENIUS OFF OUR WHEEL October 16th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We have fired Gary Suarez. There will be no more […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 100 EYELOVEYOU, EYEHATEGOD October 13th, 2009 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez I know I’m not alone in my excitement over the […]
\m/ 190 A GROYSE METSIE FROM EARACHE RECORDS October 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg First of all, for our non-Chosen readers: groyse metsie is […]
Tiberian Vocalizations 820 Tiberian Vocalizations: Cormorant’s Arthur Von Nagel Gives You The Anatomy of a Record Contract October 1st, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Please join us in welcoming our latest musician columnist, Cormorant’s […]
