Br00tal-lists 350 METALSUCKS’ FAVORITE TOURS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 2:30pm MetalSucks In no particular order, here are a bunch of tours […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 KRUGER (NOT KRUEGER) December 8th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Like a lot of people I imagine, I’d never heard […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 830 HERE’S A BUNCH OF MUSIC SUGGESTIONS November 17th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In no particular order…
Cinemetal 310 “LISTEN TO MORBID ANGEL” November 12th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein That’s we told MS Intern David en route to this […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 PURCHASE A SHARE IN ROYALTIES FROM A SONG THAT DOESN’T EARN ROYALTIES ANYMORE November 3rd, 2009 at 5:03pm Axl Rosenberg Remember when I posted Enuff Z’Nuff’s awesomely terrible video for […]
Exclusive 90 EXCLUSIVE TOUR BLOG FROM BISON B.C.’S DAN AND (PART I) October 28th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We loved the last tour blog that Bison B.C.’s Dan […]
Editorials 260 THESE SHOES WERE MADE FOR FLYING WHALES October 27th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg MS Maniac Tim-o-tato has brought to our attention that the […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS October 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretty big week here at the MetalSucks Mansion. We laughed, […]
Reviews 270 VAMPIRE MOOOSE TRADE CATCHY METALCORE FOR NUMBING DEATHCORE ON THE REEL October 14th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ever wish there was music that could duplicate the feeling […]
Readers' Choice 210 I’D LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL, PAT October 8th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Time for another Readers’ Choice! HOO-RAY! So. Reader Tim-o-tato e-mailed […]
\m/ 630 VIVIAN BLACK: THE GREATEST FEMALE IN THE HISTORY OF METAL, EVER October 5th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg MS Maniac John Devos tipped us off to the existence […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH OUR DAD WON US SOME PENGUINS IN A POKER GAME September 25th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Monday (actually sun down Sunday, but whatever) is Yom Kippur, […]
Cinemetal 50 GET YOUR INJECTION OF PIG DESTROYER September 22nd, 2009 at 4:38pm Axl Rosenberg Besides a pair of performances by Gojira, Pig Destroyer’s Brooklyn […]
Cinemetal 130 EDDIE VAN HALEN TAKES BIG SH*TS September 22nd, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So, as previously announced, Eddie Van Halen was on Two […]
Rampant Rumors 340 SOME OF YOU DON’T READ SO GOOD September 22nd, 2009 at 10:27am Axl Rosenberg Partway through Gojira’s set last night, my knees got wobbly. […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 200 SATURDAY SONG TO DRINK ENERGY DRINKS TO: BURST — “NINETEENHUNDRED” August 29th, 2009 at 4:28pm Kip Wingerschmidt I’m told that up is the new down, polka is […]
This Sucks 210 NO JOE! August 17th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t taken a vacation since the summer of ’06. […]
New Stuff 370 THE FRENCH METAL INVASION August 11th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Lazy journalism comparisons to Gojira be damned, there is some […]
This Sucks 360 BYE-BYE BURST July 24th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I debated between using the above headline, or the headline […]
New Stuff 190 SHOCKER! PROSTHETIC RECORDS SIGNS YET ANOTHER AWESOME BAND: HOLY GRAIL July 15th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein If I were a betting man and I wagered on […]
