Readers' Choice 120 SCRYER, SCRYER, PANTS ON FIRE April 6th, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Of all the post-Mastadonian metal bands flooding the metal market […]
Cinemetal 670 THE ONLY TIME YOU’LL EVER SEE BARONESS ON MTV March 31st, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve seen Sam Worthington in two movies now, Avatard and […]
Editorials 1150 VARG VIKERNES WILL HAPPILY ACCEPT YOUR MONEY REGARDLESS OF YOUR RACE, RELIGION, OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION March 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What do you think Varg is thinking about in this […]
Show Reviews 350 AXL’S THOUGHTS ON THE SECOND NIGHT OF THE JESSE LEACH/KSE MINI-REUNION March 22nd, 2010 at 9:36am Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: Reader Ben Alden tells me that Jesse joined the […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1160 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL PONDERS IF IT’S BETTER TO DIE OR BECOME A SHELL OF A HUMAN BEING March 5th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a certain look that some people who have made […]
Editorials 200 HEALTH INSURANCE AND MUSICIANS March 3rd, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein With the healthcare debate raging on in Congress, now seems […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 350 PROTEST THE HERO HELPS PROTEST CRAPPY TAB BOOKS February 25th, 2010 at 10:20am Anso DF One of the dozens of things to dislike about Milwaukee […]
What the...?? 700 A JUGGALO’S GUIDE TO PARENTING February 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case there was any doubt that Juggalos make bad […]
...And F*ck You Too 940 WIFE OF ATREYU’S BRANDON SALLER LIKES THE LION KING, HATES WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ROCKANDROLL February 3rd, 2010 at 12:02pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, so reader C.J. Altman follows Atreyu drummer/auto-tuner Brandon Saller […]
Interviews 790 VINCE’S TELL ALL / TELL NOTHING INTERVIEW WITH ANDREW W.K. January 29th, 2010 at 2:33pm Vince Neilstein In the interview with “Andrew W.K.” that you’re about to […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 580 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL’S THOUGHTS ON NAMM 2010 January 25th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks “Went to NAMM, fucked a bunch of bitches, did a […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1300 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL THINKS THERE’S HOPE FOR INTELLIGENCE IN METAL AFTER ALL January 11th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday I had an experience that actually gave me some […]
Everyone's Replaceable 210 MERCENARY GO THE ATTACK ATTACK! ROUTE January 4th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Half these dudes ain’t even in the band anymore! No, […]
Reviews 200 SIGH’S SCENES FROM HELL IS THE FIRST GREAT METAL ALBUM OF 2010 December 16th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg So I’m still finalizing my year-end list for 2009, and […]
Lick My Label 500 IF VICTORY RECORDS PAYS ROYALTIES TO BANDS THE SAME WAY THEY PAY THEIR BANNER AD BILLS… November 24th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein … then Taproot are about to get fucked! Welcome to […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 830 HERE’S A BUNCH OF MUSIC SUGGESTIONS November 17th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In no particular order…
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 DAVE GROHL, CHRIS CORNELL TO HELP SLASH MOUTH RAPE HIS LEGACY November 11th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The Starbucks Incident Yes, I am going to continue to […]
What the...?? 950 OTEP IS GOING TO BUY A PENIS November 5th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg And I don’t mean a man-whore. Metal Insider found this […]
Blogronaut 550 THE BLOGRONAUT DISCUSSES 360 DEALS November 3rd, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks I understand that the music industry as we’ve known it […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 650 WHAT DO YOU CALL A POLACK WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR? NERGAL. October 30th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Full props to our bestest buds at Metal Injection for […]