Cinemetal 290 WHAT DO YOU GOYIM THINK OF DEMON HUNTER? November 25th, 2008 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Axl and I have never been partial to Demon Hunter […]
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What the...?? 280 FILE UNDER “ABOMINATIONS”: NICKELBACK COVER METALLICA’S “THE FOUR HORSEMEN” November 24th, 2008 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Blame it on Fall Out Boy. Shortly after these emo […]
Reviews 120 CULT OF LUNA’S ETERNAL KINGDOM IS EXPANSIVE AND EMOTIONAL November 24th, 2008 at 1:04pm Sammy O'Hagar It’s hard to apply the word “beautiful” to metal without […]
Contests 1090 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN SOME GOODIES FROM THE HAUNTED November 21st, 2008 at 4:46pm MetalSucks You guys either reeeeeallly love Mudvayne or you’re a bunch […]
Editorials 130 CRACKED.COM INCLUDES CANNIBAL CORPSE, THE SCORPIONS AND GUNS N’ ROSES AMONGST ITS “15 WORST ALBUM COVERS OF ALL TIME” November 20th, 2008 at 10:13am Axl Rosenberg Cracked.com, the surprisingly hilarious website that picks up where Cracked […]
Reviews 210 SIX FEET UNDER REACH LOWS MUCH DEEPER THAN SIX FEET November 19th, 2008 at 2:59pm Sammy O'Hagar I love death metal; I would just like to make […]
40 FUNERAL DOOM = COLOSSEUM November 19th, 2008 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein I don’t as much love the sub-genre of funeral doom […]
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...And F*ck You Too 110 SEBASTIAN BACH TRIES TO LURE THE ONLY FANS DRUNKER THAN METALHEADS November 17th, 2008 at 2:16pm Axl Rosenberg The only capacity in which I ever want to experience […]
Cinemetal 0 DANGEROUS TOYS REUNION PLEASES SHADOWS FALL, ANTON OYVEY November 14th, 2008 at 5:02pm Axl Rosenberg We haven’t done “Ask Anton OyVey” in awhile because Anton […]
Contests 6590 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A WASHBURN GUITAR SIGNED BY MUDVAYNE! November 13th, 2008 at 5:10pm MetalSucks Ya’ll’s entries for last week’s funny photo caption contest were […]
Reviews 70 REVIEWS IN BRIEF: RECENT RELEASES ON PROSTHETIC RECORDS FROM WITHERED, THE FUNERAL PYRE, AND BOOK OF BLACK EARTH November 11th, 2008 at 2:02pm MetalSucks It’s should be no secret that this year has been […]
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Contests 1080 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN NEW CDs FROM AMON AMARTH AND UNEARTH! November 6th, 2008 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Congrats to MetalSucks devotee Joel V. who proved himself worthy […]
Cinemetal 50 NEW LIVE VIDEOS FROM THE HAUNTED, SUICIDE SILENCE & KING’S X November 5th, 2008 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Live music videos are hit or miss; either they capture […]
Cinemetal 50 IT’S THE NEW BRUTAL TRUTH VIDEO. I DON’T HAVE A FUNNY HEADLINE. November 4th, 2008 at 11:39am Axl Rosenberg Sorry. I’m tired, I’m nervous about the outcome of the […]
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Rampant Rumors 370 “IF CREED REUNITES, BLAME LED ZEPPELIN” November 3rd, 2008 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The Webernet rumor mill has been aflutter in recent weeks […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 20 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF SLIPKNOT’S ALL HOPE IS GONE October 27th, 2008 at 6:15pm Axl Rosenberg I’m having a shit day so I’ll make this fast: […]