\m/ 160 HEAVY METAL LAUNDRY TIPS February 4th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein When I was a teenager I used to yell at […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF DRAGONFORCE’S ULTRA BEATDOWN February 3rd, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hats off to MetalSucks Maniacs Tony Cordone, John Douglass, Joe […]
Cinemetal 340 SOME WANKER FUTZING AROUND ON AN 11-STRING GUITAR January 30th, 2009 at 4:38pm Vince Neilstein It’s all in the power of the skull-tail. -VN
Blogronaut 80 THE BLOGRONAUT SHARES HIS FAVORITE UNSIGNED BANDS January 29th, 2009 at 10:00am MetalSucks Having an outlet through a prominent web media site like […]
The Webernets 20 THOUGHT THAT DAVID LEE ROTH SOUNDBOARD WAS FUN? January 28th, 2009 at 2:12pm Vince Neilstein If you were as endlessly entertained by the David Lee […]
Reviews 70 CANNIBAL CORPSE AND NAPALM DEATH TAKE THE YOUNGSTERS TO SCHOOL January 28th, 2009 at 1:45pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s Cannibal Corpse bassist Alex Webster talking about his band […]
Cinemetal 160 VOMIT GUN: ANOTHER YOUTUBE CLASSIC January 28th, 2009 at 10:27am Vince Neilstein Mark Gormley’s smash hit was so popular amongst the MS […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN AN AUTOGRAPHED NEW YORK DOLLS ONE DAY IT WILL PLEASE US… CD BOOKLET! January 27th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sorry there was no logo last week, everyone. Those technical […]
Reviews 310 ROSE FUNERAL BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN ON THE RESTING SONATA January 26th, 2009 at 11:06am MetalSucks Absolute garbage. It’s taken me a little while to absorb […]
Contests 850 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN UNDERWORLD SOUNDTRACK AND POSTER! January 23rd, 2009 at 4:45pm MetalSucks Congrats to “Sacajawea” for winning last week’s funny photo caption […]
Rampant Rumors 90 PREDICTION: KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, LACUNA COIL AND CHIMAIRA END UP AT NEW ENGLAND METAL FEST January 23rd, 2009 at 1:35pm Vince Neilstein While we had just planned on catching Killswitch Engage, Lacuna […]
This Sucks 530 RUN TO THE HILLS! IN THIS MOMENT IGNORE OUR ADVICE, CONTINUE TO COVER CLASSIC METAL TRACKS January 23rd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Less than a year ago I took it upon myself […]
Contests 610 “MOST METAL FACE” BLOODBATH GUITAR CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED! January 22nd, 2009 at 4:15pm MetalSucks Thanks to all who entered our “Most Metal Face” Bloodbath […]
Music Dorkery 50 THE MATHIEST UNDERGROUND METAL YOU’VE NEVER HEARD January 20th, 2009 at 12:31pm Kip Wingerschmidt One late night last year whilst stumbling through cyberspace, I […]
Contests 1000 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A DESKTOP ZAKK WYLDE STATUE! January 16th, 2009 at 5:20pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to “Crack Hitler” for winning last week’s funny photo […]
Contests 70 ANTICHRIST CHRISTMAS WINNERS ANNOUNCED! January 16th, 2009 at 1:00pm MetalSucks After carefully reading all your entries, we’ve finally selected our […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 140 WILL OBAMA BAIL OUT BIG BUSINESS WITH BETTER TUNES? January 15th, 2009 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez It is with a heavy, cholesterol-afflicted heart that I report […]
Tour de Force 480 LAMB OF GOD ANNOUNCE THEIR MOST AWESOMEST TOUR EVER January 15th, 2009 at 11:43am Axl Rosenberg The rumors you’ve heard are now officially not rumors any […]
Reviews 40 PUNCTUATED EQUILIBRIUM: WINO FOLLOWS HIS MUSE WHEREVER THE HELL IT TAKES HIM ON SOLO DEBUT January 14th, 2009 at 11:42am Satan Rosenbloom I posit a theory: Scott “Wino” Weinrich = doom metal’s […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN AN AUTOGRAPHED NEW YORK DOLLS ONE DAY IT WILL PLEASE US… CD BOOKLET! January 12th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Big, big, BIG props to MetalSucks Maniac Barb Crompton, who […]