Tour de Force 0 The Dillinger Escape Plan Will Tour with The Faceless and… Royal Thunder?! February 25th, 2013 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein It’s an odd bill, but we like it. U.S. dates in April and May.
Tour de Force 0 Shai Hulud Announce Headlining Tour with Thy Will Be Done February 22nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Additional support will come from Altars and Beyond the Shore.
Music Dorkery 0 Meshuggah’s Set List Numbers: Even More Intriguing than the Numbers on Lost February 20th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What do they mean???
Cinemetal 0 Periphery’s “Scarlet” Video: The War Between Mustard and Ketchup Rages On February 20th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg A serious examination of a conflict as old as time.
Editorials 0 Today in Demon Hunter: Band Supports the Troops, Not Torture February 13th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Band responds to the news that the Seal Team 6 member who killed Osama bin Laden was a fan.
Greatest Hits 0 Navy SEAL Team Six Member: “I Wore My Demon Hunter Patch When I Blasted Osama bin Laden” February 11th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Adding injury to insult!” the bin Laden family declared.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Debut: Shai Hulud’s “Monumental Graves” February 11th, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks The wait for new Hulud is almost over!!!
Greatest Hits 0 G.O.A.T. and Your M.O.M.’s “Quack like a Duck” Justifies Humanity’s Entire Existence February 6th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is NSFW, but you need to go somewhere you can watch it and do so RIGHT NOW.
New Stuff 0 Meshuggah IS Releasing a New EP This Week! February 4th, 2013 at 5:57pm Axl Rosenberg In fact, you can listen and download it right now!!!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 New Meshuggah EP Coming Out Next Week? January 29th, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Scion is teasing “something special” from Meshuggah next Tuesday.
Viral Vomit 0 This Video of Cute Korean Girls Doing a Choreographed Dance to Meshuggah is the Best Thing You’ll See All Day January 25th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fap fap fap fap fap.
Viral Vomit 0 Best Mash-Up Ever of the Day: Metal Church and Sir-Mix-A-Lot January 22nd, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg No, it’s not “Baby Got Back.” And Black Sabbath is involved, sort of.
New Stuff 0 Shai Hulud Succeed with “A Human Failing” January 22nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg New song blurs the line between anger and sadness.
Cinemetal 0 What Did Royal Thunder Do to be So Blue? January 4th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg You certainly can’t tell from watching this video!
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Witch Ripper (ex-Iron Thrones), Herder, Huldra January 3rd, 2013 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Three excellent unsigned bands to kick off your 2013.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Former Attack Attack! Bassist John Holgado is the Stupidest Human Being Ever December 13th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Warning: reading his statement as to why he quit the band WILL make you stupider.
New Stuff 0 “Reach Beyond the Sun”: The First New Shai Hulud Song in Almost Five Years December 10th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It was worth the wait.
Cinemetal 0 “Chuck! Chuck, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well, listen to this!” December 5th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Watch Meek is Murder’s awesome new Back to the Future-themed video.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Had a Terrific Sense of Humor November 30th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are the week’s top stories…
Cinemetal 0 Thumbs Up for R.U.S.T.’s Video for “Metal Child” November 29th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The most inadvertently hilarious video ever of the week.
