Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 SWALLOW THE SUN ARE UPON THE DAWN OF A NEW MOON September 21st, 2009 at 10:05am Vince Neilstein Autumn is upon us. The days are a little shorter […]
Black Metal Brunch 20 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DARK FUNERAL, “ENRICHED BY EVIL” September 20th, 2009 at 11:52am MetalSucks This mornings we wakes up to a texts from our […]
New Stuff 150 GET DIVIDED AND UNITED WITH PARADISE LOST’S NEW ALBUM September 18th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein For some reason Paradise Lost don’t seem to be getting […]
Contests 1700 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN NEW CDs FROM GOATWHORE, BEHEMOTH AND VALKYRJA September 17th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein The entries for last week’s funny photo caption contest — […]
Black Collar Workers 170 LIVE NATION ANNOUNCES CRAZY CONCERT DEAL FOR THE REST OF 2009 September 17th, 2009 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein Live Nation, one of the big, mega-conglomerate concert promoters in […]
New Stuff 80 ALICE IN CHAINS, HAUNTED BUT NOT PHASED September 17th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The first words you hear on Facelift are “Scary’s on […]
Podcasts 50 BLACK DAHLIA MURDER FANS: TUNE INTO TO TONIGHT’S METAL INJECTION LIVECAST September 16th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg ‘Cause the muthafuckin’ man himself, Trevor “Heartburn” Strnad, is going […]
Cinemetal 120 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: FOOTAGE FROM LIONSGATE/GHOST HOUSE UNDERGROUND’S THE THAW September 16th, 2009 at 1:00pm MetalSucks We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: horror […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF BLACK STONE CHERRY’S FOLKLORE AND SUPERSTITION September 15th, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congratulations to MetalSucks Maniacs Nick Hochmuth and Alexander Holmes. They […]
The Webernets 150 WHEN METAL AND WEED UNITE September 15th, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein The fine metal journalism institution Metal Inquisition has done it […]
Reviews 210 NEW JUNK AESTHETIC: EVERY TIME I DIE’S SASSY NEW OPUS September 15th, 2009 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Those that felt underwhelmed by Every Time I Die’s The […]
Haterade 1020 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 11) September 11th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein There are so many things wrong with this band that […]
Contests 2970 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN EVERY TIME I DIE’S NEW CD NEW JUNK AESTHETIC AND A T-SHIRT September 10th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to the winners of last week’s funny photo caption […]
Interviews 200 SKELETONWITCH GUITARIST SCOTT “SCUNTY D.” HEDRICK: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW September 10th, 2009 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Talking to Skeletonwitch guitarist Scott “Scunty D.” Hedrick was like […]
Cinemetal 200 SLAYER’S DAVE LOMBARDO: THE ONLY DUDE COOL ENOUGH TO WEAR SUN GLASSES INDOORS September 10th, 2009 at 3:34pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously: wearing sun glasses indoors is such a douche bag […]
Haterade 720 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 10) September 10th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein More crabcore. Don’t these kids realize that it’s never cool […]
Neilstein Soundscam 320 THIS WEEK IN SOUNDSCAN: IT TURNS OUT THAT JUGGALOS STILL BUY CDs September 9th, 2009 at 5:23pm Vince Neilstein Our bro-bros at Metal Insider have compiled some Soundscan and […]
Reviews 190 EVERGREEN TERRACE STICK TO THEIR BORING GUNS ON ALMOST HOME September 9th, 2009 at 11:00am Sammy O'Hagar There’s a sad, interesting desperation to a lot of new […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF BLACK STONE CHERRY’S FOLKLORE AND SUPERSTITION September 8th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg You fail me again. No one correctly identified last week’s […]
Haterade 800 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 9) September 8th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein This is completely fucking offensive. More crabcore / flat-iron haircut […]