Freeloader 80 FREELOADER: SUBTERRANEAN FISHMEN’S DEPARTURE EP January 21st, 2011 at 1:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader” in which we […]
Vicious Vacation 440 VINCE NEILSTEIN’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE TO AMSTERDAM AND PARIS January 12th, 2011 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein While MetalSucks shut down for the holidays and New York […]
Music Dorkery 450 SOME OF THE BEST READER-SUGGESTED ELEPHANTS MARCHING RIFFS January 7th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday I attempted to clarify the meaning of the phrase […]
Greatest Hits 660 KNEEL BEFORE THE POWER OF ELEPHANTS MARCHING RIFFS January 4th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think I’ve used the phrase “elephants marching riff” on […]
Br00tal-lists 150 LEYLA FORD’S TOP FIFTEEN, ER, TEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks I actually really hate making best of lists. If it’s […]
The Webernets 870 “MAP OF DJENT” SHOWS NEW “BIG FOUR” December 13th, 2010 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein The Internet is a treasure trove of data just waiting […]
Question of the Week 710 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: TO WHAT EXTENT WOULD A SLIPKNOT BREAK-UP BE BAD FOR METAL? December 3rd, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Question of the Week 3090 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT BANDS DO YOU HATE THAT YOU HAVE SEEN LIVE MULTIPLE TIMES BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS OPENING FOR SOMEONE YOU LIKE? November 19th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 MOTLEY CRUE AND POISON TOURING TOGETHER? WHATEVER DID WE DO TO BE SO LUCKY? November 15th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg According to Metal Undergound, Bret Michaels announced during a Canadian […]
Readers' Choice 90 READERS’ CHOICE: THE FROG METAL EDITION October 11th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein MetalGF and I just booked a trip to Paris during […]
Reviews 150 ABYSSE’S LE VIDE EST FORME: THE FRENCH CONTINUE TO KICK OUR ASS October 6th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The metal community’s current Gallophilia should only be reinforced by Le […]
\m/ 410 PROTESTING RODY WALKER’S VOCALS (OR NOT) September 13th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The last time Protest the Hero came out with a new […]
Readers' Choice 470 READERS’ CHOICE RANDOMS! August 3rd, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Will you people stop sending us really good bands? There […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE WERE REVEALED TO BE A SECRET SUBDIVISION OF THE ILLUMINATI July 30th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, is it seriously August already? It’s gonna start […]
Reviews 140 ENTERING DARKNESS: EIBON’S SLIDES FROM THEIR TRIP TO HELL July 20th, 2010 at 11:30am Sammy O'Hagar Look France, what did we do to deserve this? Was […]
The Webernets 640 GET HIGH ON MP3s! July 16th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein This is the stupidest thing I have ever read in […]
New Stuff 220 YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS BIG, FAT, ION D July 9th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein These days a lot of bands seem to like releasing […]
MishaSucks.net/Gear_Geek 630 MISHASUCKS.NET/GEAR_GEEK: HOW MISHA GOT HIS GROOVE BACK July 8th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Alight guys, sorry I haven’t posted an article in a […]
Editorials 260 MY BONER FOR JOHN BUSH JUST GREW BY 1,000 INCHES June 29th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Anyone who reads this site knows well our unabashed fandom […]
\m/ 540 DELIVER US FROM EVIL AREN’T CHRISTIAN, ARE F*CKING SICK June 22nd, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It takes balls for five white dudes from Indiana to […]