Haterade 740 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 14) January 27th, 2010 at 3:34pm Vince Neilstein Here we have a bunch of clowns in black clothes […]
New Stuff 50 IMMOLATION NOT IMMOLATING SOUND QUALITY ON NEW TRACK* January 27th, 2010 at 1:01pm Vince Neilstein This ain’t exactly new news anymore, but I’ve been away […]
Contests 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF HEAVEN SHALL BURN’S DVD, BILDERSTURM – ICONOCLAST II January 26th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to grand-prize winner Denton Alford and runner-up Matt Arendse. […]
Cinemetal 340 I’M IN THE BAND: DISNEY STILL NOT DOING ITSELF ANY FAVORS WITH THE METAL COMMUNITY January 26th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Disney has been canceling metal shows scheduled to take place […]
Tour de Force 450 SLAYER SCHMAYER: MEGADETH ANNOUNCE TOUR WITH TESTAMENT AND EXODUS January 26th, 2010 at 9:36am Axl Rosenberg Well, ya gotta hand it to Dave Mustaine. He’s trying […]
Rampant Rumors 340 ONLY MEMBER OF SYSTEM OF A DOWN WITH SUCCESSFUL POST-SOAD CAREER SHOOTS DOWN REUNION RUMORS January 25th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month, System of a Down bassist Shavo Odajian […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 300 RECORDING OF A NEW ENSLAVED ALBUM HAS BEGUN! January 25th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s true! They’re in the studio right now! This can […]
New Stuff 70 NEW KALMAH SONG, “BULLETS ARE BLIND,” HAS KIND OF AN UNSETTLING TITLE January 25th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This song ain’t about no fish. Reader Randy Gatto sent […]
Black Metal Brunch 50 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SPEKTR, “PHANTOM REALITY” January 24th, 2010 at 10:35am MetalSucks I haves seens manys weirds things at brunches. I haves […]
Blogronaut 480 BLOGRONAUT: INTRONAUT’S SACHA DUNABLE ON POWER METAL AND BUCKING TRENDS January 22nd, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks I don’t know what it is, but ever since I […]
The Webernets 70 THE GAUNTLET IS ACTUALLY RUNNING A “WHAT IS DINO EATING?” CONTEST January 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The other night over beers some friends and I were […]
Reviews 90 BLEEDER’S DIGEST: QUICKIE REVIEWS OF NEW RELEASES FROM TRAPPED UNDER ICE AND SONS OF AZRAEL January 22nd, 2010 at 10:45am MetalSucks In an effort to address the requests of you, our […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 450 AFTER THE BURIAL GETTING READY FOR ROUND TWO January 21st, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Sumeriancore princes After the Burial [which begs the question… who […]
Editorials 140 THE METALSUCKS-SPONSORED NILE TOUR IS ALSO UNDERWAY! January 21st, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Because Vince is in LA and I had a familial […]
Reviews 260 GRAVEYARD CLASSICS III: SIX FEET UNDER PLAYS IT AGAIN January 21st, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Deep into a storied career that took him from Cannibal […]
Reviews 20 VALKYRJA: UNPRONOUNCABLE, ALSO UNSTOPPABLE ON CONTAMINATION January 20th, 2010 at 1:30pm Sammy O'Hagar If black metal is known for anything, it’s its predilection […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 170 THE OCEAN ARE BOTH HELIOCENTRIC AND ANTHROPOCENTRIC January 20th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Two albums that are definitely going to fuck your face […]
Viral Vomit 80 “PANTS ON THE GROUND” METAL REMIX January 20th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Suckalo Maxwell sent in the first of what I predict […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A BLOOD-SPLATTER VINYL COPY OF ALL SHALL PERISH’S AWAKEN THE DREAMERS! January 19th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Props to reader David Korczyk. He correctly identified last week’s […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE SHOT OUR UNBORN CHILD IN THE FOOT January 15th, 2010 at 5:20pm Axl Rosenberg Alright! After an initial slow news week, 2010 is finally […]