Upcoming Bullsh*t 430 THE CHOSEN FEW: JUDAS PRIEST FIND A NEW WAY TO SELL OLD STUFF September 14th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg To help promote their upcoming tour, on October 11 Judas […]
Tour de Force 240 SLIPKNOT PLANNING U.S. TOUR; ALSO, WATER IS WET August 25th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah, I don’t think this gonna come as a galloping […]
Cinemetal 450 METALSUCKS AND EMMURE HAVE AT LEAST ONE THING IN COMMON August 9th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We both really, really like blunts. In all honesty, this […]
The Webernets 940 GOTHICKINGCOBRA52 IS YOUR NEW METAL GOD July 19th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg GothicKingCobra52 knows a LOT about metal, and you should watch […]
New Stuff 360 A SEMI-COHERENT OBSERVATION ABOUT SUICIDE SILENCE’S “YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE” May 23rd, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I don’t believe that Job for a Cowboy or Suicide […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 360 JOEY JORDISON RECOGNIZES THE IMPORTANCE OF THE SLIPKNOT BRAND May 2nd, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Corey Taylor and Joey Jordison have basically been contradicting one […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE DECLARED METALSUCKS A NO-PANTS ZONE March 4th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Hey studs and foxes, Anso here. Please accept my most […]
Metal Media 650 AND THE NOMINEES FOR THE 2011 REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS ARE… February 25th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So Revolver are doing their Golden Gods awards for the […]
Letters to the Editors 570 AXL ANSWERS SOME READER E-MAILS February 23rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg From Beastmaster: “Over the last week I’ve noticed on the […]
Everyone's Replaceable 200 BULLSH*T GUNS N’ ROSES NEWS OF THE DAY: WE ALL KNOW WHO THE NEW SINGER FOR VELVET REVOLVER IS, AND GN’R ARE NOT REUNITING FOR THE SUPERBOWL February 11th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s the latest round of idiotic news revolving around the […]
Contests 60 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME EDITION January 17th, 2011 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Famed metal writer and occasional MS contributor DX Ferris recently […]
Tour de Force 250 THE SLIPKNOT CONTROVERSY GETS CONFUSINGER December 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So all this “We’re making a new album!”/”No we’re not!” […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 490 ANALYSIS: SLIPKNOT IF YOU CAN HELP IT December 3rd, 2010 at 10:00am Anso DF Slipknot is annoying as all fuck, and worse, the Iowan […]
\m/ 290 KVELERTAK STREAK CONVERGE August 31st, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg The headline pretty much says it all. At the conclusion […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 180 ALBUM ART FOR STONE SOUR’S AUDIO FREQUENCY LOOKS LIKE AN ED HARDY SHIRT July 6th, 2010 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg Well… it does. Audio Secrecy comes out September 7 on […]
Br00tal-lists 880 Anthrax: 101 Singers We’d Rather See Than Joey Belladonna May 13th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We stand by our assessment that re-hiring Joey Belladonna is […]
...And F*ck You Too 320 IS THIS WHAT WAS RUNNING THROUGH JOEY BELLADONNA’S HEAD WHEN HE GOT THE OFFER TO RE-RE-JOIN ANTHRAX? May 11th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Through amazing mind-reading technology created by the MetalSucks Mansion Monkey […]
\m/ 210 GOLDEN GODS GOOF-OFFS April 19th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Our Faith Bro Mores at Metal Injection weren’t the only […]
Everyone's Replaceable 350 SLIPKNOT’S CHRIS FEHN SEEKS (WILL) HAVEN April 2nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot always take extended breaks in-between albums; that downtime is […]
Everyone's Replaceable 280 ROB ZOMBIE & JOEY JORDISON: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN, A MATCH MADE IN HELL March 5th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Poor Joey Jordison must get bored when he’s not busy […]
