Metal Mitzvah 0 Kelly Osbourne and Sid Wilson Are Expecting a Baby May 13th, 2022 at 9:27am Emperor Rhombus Mazel tov, you crazy kids.
Metal Legacies 0 On Heartburn May 12th, 2022 at 8:23am Emperor Rhombus Some inadequate thoughts about one of metal’s finest frontmen and best people.
This Sucks 0 The Black Dahlia Murder Frontman Trevor Strnad Dead at 41 May 11th, 2022 at 3:33pm Emperor Rhombus Oh God no.
Metal Merch 0 Video: Post Malone Rocks a Sick Of It All Jacket While Reviewing a Chicken Sandwich May 11th, 2022 at 11:23am Emperor Rhombus The dude obviously knows his metal. And his chicken.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Photos: Mastodon and Opeth in Montreal, April 21, 2022 May 9th, 2022 at 9:34am MetalSucks Behold psychedelic light shows triumphant!
Metal Mitzvah 0 A Woman Gave Birth at a Metallica Show In Brazil This Weekend May 9th, 2022 at 8:20am Emperor Rhombus That kid’s going to have some anti-climactic birthdays from hereon out.
Breaking the Law 0 Behemoth’s Nergal Once More Acquitted of Blasphemy In Poland May 8th, 2022 at 8:30am Emperor Rhombus Nergal’s offense against the Polish National Emblem has been thrown out.
Oh Don Piano! 0 Rammstein to Whip Out Their Pianists on Upcoming Tour Dates May 6th, 2022 at 1:44pm Emperor Rhombus The band will have two duos of piano players as their openers. What’d you think we meant?
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Mike Portnoy Feels Bad for Dream Theater’s Mike Mangini: “He’s Damned If He Does and Damned If He Doesn’t” May 5th, 2022 at 8:28am Emperor Rhombus “He and I joked about it…”
What the...?? 0 Anti-Metal Pastor Bob Larson Thinks Johnny Depp Is Possessed By Pirate Demons May 3rd, 2022 at 2:53pm Emperor Rhombus “Pirate demons.” CLASSIC.
What the...?? 0 Watch: Alice Cooper, Rob Halford, Scott Stapp and Larry The Cable Guy Cover The Doors Together May 3rd, 2022 at 8:43am Emperor Rhombus We swear to God, this is not the set-up to a joke.
This Sucks 0 Jossara Jinaro, Actor Who Played the Maid In Rob Zombie’s The Devil’s Rejects, Dead at 48 May 2nd, 2022 at 2:50pm Emperor Rhombus Zombie honored Jinaro on his social media.
Crushing Crowdfunding 0 Acid Witch Launch Tour Van GoFundMe, Offer Buttload of Awesome Prizes to Contributors May 2nd, 2022 at 9:56am Emperor Rhombus The Detroit Halloween metallers need your help!
Viral Vomit 0 Watch: Korn Sing Backstreet Boys’ “I Want It That Way” April 30th, 2022 at 9:20am Emperor Rhombus ’90s kids just spit their coffee.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Photos: Baroness In Montreal, April 14, 2022 April 29th, 2022 at 1:56pm Emperor Rhombus You’d be hard-pressed to see a bad Baroness set.
The Leads Are Weak 0 Watch: Animals As Leaders’ Tosin Abasi Easily Spots First-Time Bassist on Contest Show No Cover April 28th, 2022 at 2:32pm Emperor Rhombus “You guys are performing so confidently, and you’re, like, making sure you hit the right fret…”
Barbarous Book Club 0 Prepare Your Crotch: The Necrosexual Has His Own Comic Book April 28th, 2022 at 10:26am Emperor Rhombus God help us all.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Yikes, Sounds Like Nita Strauss Really F***ed Up Her Knee April 25th, 2022 at 2:21pm Emperor Rhombus Alice Cooper’s virtuosic guitarist posted some wince-inducing photos to Instagram.
Lick My Label 0 The Burning Red: A Complete History of Roadrunner Records, Pt. 1 – 1981-2012 April 25th, 2022 at 12:57pm MetalSucks Here’s the first part of our two-headed look at the history, evolution, and rebirth of one of metal’s greatest labels.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Watch: Fit For An Autopsy’s Joe Badolato Fronts Lamb of God In Green Bay April 23rd, 2022 at 8:09am Emperor Rhombus It rules as much as we expected.
