The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #19: Testament October 21st, 2014 at 3:00pm Anso DF All hail these thrash legends, who have been sending you into the pit for three decades now.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 This week in #sludgewave: GLASS CLOUD October 16th, 2014 at 11:00am Sergeant D That rare band that has actually gotten BETTER over time.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 14, 2014 October 14th, 2014 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund 64 heavy new releases. At least ten you love. Minimum.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Not to Be Outdone by Slipknot, Other Metal Bands Announce Fragrance Lines September 30th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot have always been trend setters, and these bands want in on the action!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 We’re Giving You The Death Penalty (Hey, You Deserve It) September 24th, 2014 at 12:30pm Anso DF Ex-Cathedral dude, Ex-Serpentcult dudes tie the noose.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 3: Hello From an Alternate Universe Where the Panthers are Still Undefeated! September 22nd, 2014 at 11:00am MetalSucks Paul thinks he was probably just wormholed into another dimension at approximately 8:30pm on Sunday and his favorite team is still on top.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 2: Are the Bills the Best Team in the AFC East? September 15th, 2014 at 10:30am MetalSucks BTBAM’s Paul Waggoner recaps the highlights of Week 2, including all the off-field legal drama.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 did JOB FOR A COWBOY let metal nerds ruin their career??? September 12th, 2014 at 11:00am Sergeant D Yes, they’re “real metal” now… but maybe “real metal” isn’t such a great place to be *gulp*
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 0: Pre-Season Predictions September 2nd, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Introducing BTBAM’s Paul Waggoner as our new NFL columnist.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Here’s a Video of Robyn + Röyksopp Crushing it on Jimmy Fallon Last Night August 19th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein The best live video you will see all day, guaranteed.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Behold The New Behold! The Monolith Lineup August 19th, 2014 at 1:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt Los Angeles prog doom band overcomes tragedy and bounces back with new members and a revitalized focus…
...And F*ck You Too 0 Gene Simmons Advises Immigrants to Learn English, Does Not Know English August 13th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dolt.
Rampant Rumors 0 The Lyrics for Slipknot’s “The Negative One” Might be About Joey Jordison August 13th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Or they might be about Corey Taylor’s dry cleaner. It could go either way, really.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Heavy Montreal Heaven August 8th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The big fest is this weekend! How can you make it even awesomer?
Tour Guides from Hell 0 Tour Guides From Hell: Mutilation Rites’ Top Ten Show Stories August 8th, 2014 at 2:40pm MetalSucks The good, the bad, and the extremely drunk!
Editorials 0 King 810 May Not Actually be from Flint, Michigan August 7th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It would appear that they are lying about a significant portion of their background.
Tweet Twat 0 The Acacia Strain’s Witch is Coming August 4th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg At least, we THINK it’s The Acacia Strain’s Witch. It could be somebody else’s. Or an actual witch!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Breaking: Nightstalker’s New Album Out August 28 … 2012! July 28th, 2014 at 5:00pm Anso DF A follow-up to their 2009 gem came out in frickin’ 2012? Why didn’t anybody tell us!!!
Green Eggs and Slam 0 MOTIONLESS IN WHITE have a new song and it sounds like 18 VISIONS in 2005 July 21st, 2014 at 5:00pm Sergeant D MiW’s new single might as well be a long-lost B-side from the 18V self-titled sessions.
...And F*ck You Too 0 KISS’ Gene Simmons Instructs “Poor People” to “Try Being Nice to Rich People” July 21st, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg TOTAL BULLCRAP!
