Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 ROCKING OUR ARSIS OFF February 26th, 2010 at 4:00pm Anso DF Thursday’s big announcement of Aerosmith’s reconciliation (and tour!) kinda ensured […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 310 GENE SIMMONS’ APPLE DIDN’T FALL VERY FAR FROM THE TREE February 26th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg SHOCKER! Gene Simmons’ son, Nick, is a total prick! I […]
Not Quite Metal? 220 A TIME-LAPSE VIDEO OF THE MAKING OF CIRCA SURVIVE’S NEW ALBUM COVER February 24th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Check out this time-lapse video of artist Esao Andrews painting […]
Reviews 400 COREY’S JANUARY 2010 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST February 1st, 2010 at 11:49am Corey Mitchell Last year, I got way too busy with this thing […]
Interviews 400 FROM PHIL ANSELMO TO DEALMAKING DEMOCRATS, JELLO BIAFRA TAKES US TO SCHOOL January 20th, 2010 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Jello Biafra is one of the very few people living […]
Everyone's Replaceable 310 FORMER UNIMPORTANT BAND MEMBER THREATENS TO KILL CURRENT UNIMPORTANT BAND MEMBER January 15th, 2010 at 4:15pm Vince Neilstein It’s 2009… even if you find yourself in the unfortunate […]
Interviews 190 RICHARD CHRISTY: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW January 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm Satan Rosenbloom If all Richard Christy ever did was play drums on […]
Ask Oderus 80 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS URUNGUS RETURNS TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT OPRAH, NECROPHILIA AND BESTIALITY PORN January 8th, 2010 at 12:15pm MetalSucks GREETINGS HUMAN SCUM, IT IS I, ME, THE LORD AND […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 490 BREAKING INTO DECIBEL: THE TOP 100 METAL ALBUMS OF THE DECADE +10 January 5th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF What you are about to read, dear MetalSucks Maniac, is […]
Reunion Mania 410 BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT, HERE ARE MY SPECULATIVE MUSINGS ON THE SOUNDGARDEN REUNION January 4th, 2010 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Unless your New Years Eve revelry landed you in county […]
Br00tal-lists 1170 VINCE NEILSTEIN’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein In the weeks prior to — and even during — […]
Br00tal-lists 570 ANSO DF’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 1:00pm Anso DF 20. Agoraphobic Nosebleed – Agorapocalypse (Relapse) On the strength of […]
Br00tal-lists 490 SATAN ROSENBLOOM’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 11:00am Satan Rosenbloom 1. Dreaming Dead – Within One (Ibex Moon) These guys […]
Black Collar Workers 1060 RESPONSES TO THE APPLE / LALA PIECE YESTERDAY December 15th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein While reading through the comments of my Apple / LaLa […]
Editorials 1350 THE BIRDS AND THE BEES OF METAL December 14th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Cosmo Lee, Ph.D. of Invisible Oranges would like to know […]
Reviews 310 I DISAPPEARER December 10th, 2009 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez When it comes to metal and hardcore, 2009 has been […]
Interviews 330 DARKTHRONE’S FENRIZ: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW December 2nd, 2009 at 3:30pm Sammy O'Hagar When one thinks of black metal OGs Darkthrone, most likely, […]
Cinemetal 920 WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK OF PRONG? November 25th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Prong have always been kind of a weird band to […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 250 BTBAM, DEVIN TOWNSEND: THE DESTRUCTION IN THEIR WAKE November 23rd, 2009 at 5:00pm Anso DF They say life is timing and that timing is mostly […]
Show Reviews 300 STRIKEOUT AT THE SMOKEOUT: DEFTONES, JIM ROOT RULE WEED FEST November 10th, 2009 at 5:00pm Anso DF It’s easy to be jaded after attending a billion or […]
