F-F-F-Feudin' 370 TALENTLESS HACK INSULTS FELLOW TALENTLESS HACK September 10th, 2009 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg This is a story about a band I don’t care […]
Editorials 1320 DO JUGGALOS MAKE BAD PARENTS? August 24th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg MS Maniac Allan Petteruto sent us the below. It’s actually […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 I SEE YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND. I AM EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND, TOO. August 19th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We’ve gotten a ridiculous number of e-mails over the past […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 190 I WONDER IF THEY’RE SPEAKING FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE? July 29th, 2009 at 10:33am Axl Rosenberg Well, you can’t say that Jim Malone doesn’t have a […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 240 REMEMBER THIS BAND? July 21st, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I have no idea what made me think of them […]
Ask Anton OyVey 190 ANTON OYVEY’S DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL RECAP! June 15th, 2009 at 2:31pm MetalSucks Hello, my Metalsucks children. I write you on this day […]
Reviews 360 THE MIGHTY RETURN OF BLACK SABBATH, DONE RIGHT May 8th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg There are probably more old farts making relevant music than […]
Poll 280 POLL: IS THE CURRENT TREND OF BANDS PERFORMING OLD ALBUMS IN THEIR ENTIRETY A GIMMICK? May 6th, 2009 at 3:00pm MetalSucks A few years ago Slayer performed Reign in Blood in […]
New Stuff 130 NEWZ FROM VOLTA-LAND: *CRYPTOMNESIA* BY EL GRUPO NUEVO DE OMAR RODRIGUEZ LOPEZ OUT TODAY, AND NEW MARS VOLTA ALBUM COMING OUT NEXT MONTH May 5th, 2009 at 1:36pm Kip Wingerschmidt Today’s release finds Omar, Cedric, and Juan from The Mars […]
Exclusive 200 EXCLUSIVE: THE AUTUMN OFFERING’S MATT MCCHESNEY AND METALSUCKS’ AXL ROSENBERG MAKE NICE! PLUS THE DEBUT OF “THE CURTAIN HITS THE CAST,”THE NEW SINGLE FROM THE AUTUMN OFFERING! April 30th, 2009 at 2:25pm Axl Rosenberg As I mentioned earlier this week, a little while back […]
What the...?? 250 ANTHRAX ARE HEADLINING… ROCKLAHOMA? SERIOUSLY? March 26th, 2009 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg What do Twisted Sister, Great White, Kix, Nelson, Danger Danger […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 GUNS N’ ROSES IS NOW A COVER BAND OF A COVER BAND March 23rd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Directly from the horse’s mouth comes the news that “guitarist […]
Reunion Mania 120 FAITH NO MORE ARE HEADLINING THE DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL March 2nd, 2009 at 4:05pm Axl Rosenberg Faith No Mania continues! Following the news that the legendary […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 A NEW SUPERGROUP YOU CAN ONLY SEE AT… THE CIRCUS? February 27th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg First Maynard, now this. Look: I fucking love Vegas. I […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 70 SLAUGHTERED February 26th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The one and only time I saw Slaughter live, they […]
Br00tal-lists 580 ROADRUNNER RECORDS NAMES THE TOP 50 GREATEST METAL FRONTMEN OF ALL TIME February 25th, 2009 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The fine lads and ladesses over at Roadrunner Records have […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 LONG-HAIRED FREAKY PEOPLE (AND BALD JOE THE PLUMBERS) NEED APPLY FOR TESLA February 17th, 2009 at 3:27pm Corey Mitchell WHEN: Wednesday, February 11, 2009 WHERE: Scout Bar, San Antonio, […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 VINCE NEIL: STILL OBLIVIOUS January 30th, 2009 at 10:14am Vince Neilstein Am I the only who finds Vince Neil’s recent statement […]
Reviews 70 TINNITUS SANCTUS FINDS EDGUY BEING EDGUY January 29th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein High school Vince Neilstein would’ve loved Edguy if only he’d […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 2ND ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANNUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – NIGHT 7 OF 8 December 27th, 2008 at 6:30pm MetalSucks Joe Fey is the winner of last night’s mystery prize […]
