Black Metal Bowel Movement 0 DREX GETS A COLD August 12th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks GERMS. EVERYWHERE GERMS. GERMS COPULATING IN MY NOSTRILS. GERMS PLEASURING […]
Metal in the Media 0 CNN THOUGHT HATEBREED WAS A WHITE POWER BAND August 9th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Wade Michael Page, the dipshit who killed six people and injured three […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 Danny Worsnop is a Good Writer July 31st, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Asking Alexandria vocalist Danny Worsnop is twenty-one years old and […]
This Sucks 0 THE BRIGHTEST, SUNSHINIEST SUMMER EVER CONTINUES: THE KILLING JOKE’S JAZ COLEMAN IS MISSING July 31st, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So. The Killing Joke were scheduled to tour the UK […]
Not Quite Metal? 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: NOT METAL July 20th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch To non-metal people, it must be distressing […]
What the...?? 0 SCHMUCK TAKES METALLICA’S “JUMP IN THE FIRE” TOO LITERALLY, JUMPS IN FIRE July 18th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I should probably be more sensitive about this, but WHAT […]
Editorials 0 TOMMY LEE EXPLAINS THAT WHOLE “I DON’T WANNA TAKE PICTURES WITH FANS” THING July 12th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Last month, Tommy Lee posted this whole rant on Facebook […]
\m/ 0 PAOLO GREGOLETTO’S GRANDMOTHER IS AWESOME June 27th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know you probably hear the name “Paolo Gregoletto” and […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX TRIES THE SPORTING LIFE June 24th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks COMPETITION IS A NECESSARY CRUDENESS PROTUBERATING FROM THE WHORISH SKIRTS […]
Reunion Mania 0 THE GUNS N’ ROSES REUNION THAT REALLY MATTERS June 1st, 2012 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Slash […]
New Stuff 0 EVERYONE CAN RELAX, THE NEW VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE! SONG IS HERE May 30th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m reasonably certain I’ve fucked the one in blue. Nothing […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 BLACK SABBATH SH*T STORM CONTINUES: TOMMY CLUFETOS NEW DRUMMER, BILL WARD OFF WEBSITE BY REQUEST, WAR OF WORDS WITH GEEZER BUTLER May 21st, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So, clearly, this whole Black Sabbath/Bill Ward debacle is going […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WARD WITHOUT END May 18th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Hi hi hi it’s the new MetalSucks Question Of […]
Editorials 0 NEO-NAZI BLACK METAL BASSIST’S BAND CLAIMS THEY’RE “NON-POLITICAL,” ARE INCORRECT May 18th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week we told you about Giorgos Germenis, bassist for […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: A VERY DREX MOTHER’S DAY May 13th, 2012 at 11:35am MetalSucks M IS FOR THE WAY I #HATE YOU. ON A […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 OHAI VOIVOD TAB BOOK! April 27th, 2012 at 11:30am Anso DF Most internet-heroes harness the power of modern connectivity to make […]
Reviews 0 COREY MITCHELL’S FEBRUARY ’12 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST (THE “IT’S ABOUT F*CKING TIME” EDITION) April 2nd, 2012 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell Sorry for the delay. SXSW. Does it every year. […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Drummers 0 #1: SCOTT HULL (AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED) March 30th, 2012 at 4:30pm Satan Rosenbloom click to enlarge “In a world where I never existed […]
Retrospective 0 IRON MAIDEN’S THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST WAS RELEASED THIRTY YEARS AGO TODAY March 22nd, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Today marks the thirtieth anniversary of the release of Iron […]
Reunion Mania 0 CHARLIE SHEEN REVIEWS LAST WEEK’S GUNS N’ ROSES SHOW March 14th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know that Charlie Sheen stumbling, completely fucked-up, out of […]