Metal in the Media 0 Testament’s Alex Skolnick Defends Metallica/Gaga Grammy Performance February 14th, 2017 at 9:41am Vince Neilstein “Bottom line, did she sound good on the tune if you turn away from the imagery and just listen? Heck yes! Great song choice, too.”
Cinemetal 0 Captured! by Robots’ “Endless Circle of Bullshit” is Anything But February 2nd, 2017 at 3:31pm Axl Rosenberg It’s more like four minute of bullshit.
New Stuff 0 Xerath Come to Their Xend February 1st, 2017 at 4:24pm Axl Rosenberg “Ultimately it is down to creative differences within the band,” according to a statement. But on the bright side, they’ve released one final song, too.
Cinemetal 0 Courtney Love is Going to Star in a Lifetime Movie About the Menendez Brothers February 1st, 2017 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg But will she play Lyle or Erik?
This Sucks 0 Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats Online Merch Store Robbed… by a Friend January 31st, 2017 at 11:52am MetalSucks Don’t trust your friends.
Pummeling Politics 0 Queens of the Stone Age Call Donald Trump a “Clown Penis”; Clown Penises Offended January 30th, 2017 at 10:01am Axl Rosenberg “What did clown penises ever do to you?”
Pummeling Politics 0 Tom Araya’s Daughter Defends Dad and Trump Photo Controversy: “He isn’t homophobic.” January 28th, 2017 at 1:46pm Vince Neilstein “He never supported anybody. He simply wants people to stop crying and complaining about something that can’t be changed. [Trump is] president wether [sic] people like him or not.”
Pummeling Politics 0 Slayer Statement Says Trump Photo “Does Not Belong” on Their Instagram Page: “Slayer Has Never Endorsed Any Political Party or Any Candidate” January 26th, 2017 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Slayer, once the most offensive band in the world, no longer wishes to offend anyone, so please don’t stop giving us money.”
New Stuff 0 Straight Outta “€ompton,” Some Crazy Motherfuckers Named Friendship January 23rd, 2017 at 3:04pm Axl Rosenberg I think the band’s name may be ironic, guys.
Pummeling Politics 0 Billy Corgan Defends Donald Trump, Blasts Moscow Hotel Report as “Fake News” January 17th, 2017 at 10:21am Vince Neilstein The Smashing Pumpkins singer had embarked upon a 30-day trip to document “the American culture” he grew up with.
Please Kill Me 0 My Last Crack Bender January 14th, 2017 at 8:01am MetalSucks “my last crack bender was three years ago and when i smoke crack i like to really go the distance.”
Admin 0 Friendly Reminder: Tomorrow, ShredFlanders Runs MetalSucks for the Day! January 13th, 2017 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Make sure you swing by and check out his material!!!
Viral Vomit 0 Alvin and the Chipmunks Covering Suicidal Tendencies’ “Institutionalized” is Basically the Best Thing Ever January 13th, 2017 at 11:38am Axl Rosenberg “I just wanted a hula hoop!”
Events 0 Devin Townsend Announces Orchestral Ocean Machine Anniversary Performance January 10th, 2017 at 11:03am Axl Rosenberg Ever wanted to go to Bulgaria?
Tour de Force 0 Suicide Silence Announce Winter Tour with Plague Vendor January 9th, 2017 at 2:01pm Vince Neilstein Special intimate shows will also include a DJ set to Big Chocolate playing Suicide Silence’s new album in full.
Worst Week Ever 0 2016’s Top-Selling Metal Albums, Devin Townsend’s Dick Symphony, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week January 6th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Mayhem, Metallica, Mastodon, and other bands whose name doesn’t start with the letter ‘m.’
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Devin Townsend is Seeking $10 Million to Write a Symphony About Dicks January 6th, 2017 at 10:02am Vince Neilstein “it’s this symphony with all these cocks and vaginas and death and it’s gotta be so over-the-top, with symphonies and choirs and it’s got to include the best of the best and it’s so fucking expensive!”
New Stuff 0 Listen: Tony Iommi from Black Sabbath Goes the Other Way with It, Writes Choral Cathedral Song with Angelican Reverend January 5th, 2017 at 1:43pm Axl Rosenberg Just because you made Heaven and Hell doesn’t mean you actually have no preference for where you spend eternity.
Music Dorkery 0 Video: Can a Blender Play Metal? January 4th, 2017 at 12:35pm Vince Neilstein Throw in some kale, some apples, a carrot, some lemon zest and a few chunky guitar riffs.
Tour de Force 0 Suicidal Tendencies Announce U.S. Tour with Crowbar and Havok January 3rd, 2017 at 11:34am Axl Rosenberg Kicks off in February. Dates in here.