Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Clapped Our Hands Said Yeah March 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week was a fair mix of perfectly awful news and perfectly awesome news, wasn’t it?
Reviews 0 Intronaut’s Habitual Levitations (Instilling Words with Tones): The MetalSucks Review March 13th, 2013 at 2:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt The songwriting and execution is as tight as a grade-school spicy tuna roll.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Warbeast’s “Nightmares in the Sky” March 12th, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Destroy the shit outta some shit with the Texas thrashers!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Shtupped a Bunch of Video Game Characters March 8th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Lamb of God, Killswitch Engage, Nine Inch Nails, Slayer, and more.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: What Sleeper Is In Your Hall Of Fame? March 8th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Welcome to this week’s MS QOTW. What awesome album seems to be loved by you alone?
New Stuff 0 Jeff Loomis Will “Speak of Nothing” March 8th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg New song from everyone’s favorite former Nevermore guitarist.
\m/ 0 Slayer/Anthrax Drummer Jon Dette is READY for the CrossFit Games March 1st, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein He’s getting ready to compete in “the world’s premier test to find the Fittest on Earth.”
\m/ 0 This Time Lapse Video of Meshuggah’s Crew Setting Up for a Show is Awesome February 26th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg See all the work it takes to get a band in and out of a venue… in under three minutes!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: And The Grammy Goes To … February 22nd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The 2013 Grammy Awards? More like Sham-my Anal-warts right?
Neilstein Soundscam 0 Neilstein Soundscam: Out With the Old and In With the New February 7th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein The debut of Vince’s new ranking system.
What the...?? 0 CBS Issues E-Mail Warning: No Visible Boobies, Butts, “Puffy” Genitals, or Political Causes Allowed at The Grammys February 6th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg A sample from this real CBS memo: “Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples.”
Cinemetal 0 Cinemetal Round-Up: New Videos from Slash, Omnium Gatherum, Coliseum, Ancient VVisdom, The Ghost Inside, Gloria Morti, and Steel Engraved February 6th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some mostly not-very-good clips for some very, very good songs.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which To Our Ass We Bent Our Rope February 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks!”
Album of the Day 0 Album of the Day: Witchcraft’s Legend January 31st, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks A better-late-than-never appreciation for one of the best albums of 2012.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! January 22nd, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Win shit! Win shit! Win shit!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: Ancient VVisdom, Deathlike January 14th, 2013 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Can the campfire metallers avoid a sophomore slump?
Admin 0 Announcing the Winter 2013 Unsigned Band Promopalooza! January 7th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Advertise your unsigned band on MetalSucks, Metal Injection, Decibel, Lambgoat, Metal Underground and more for a total of only $100! Limited time offer.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Believes in Chemtrails January 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Also seems confused as to the definition of the word “unarguable.”
Admin 0 Sunday Night: Talk to Axl and Vince on the Metal Injection LiveCast! December 22nd, 2012 at 3:07pm MetalSucks 7pm-9pm EST. Call-in number is 646-929-1357.