Rampant Rumors 890 BLACK SABBATH RE-RE-UNITING August 16th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: Uh, maybe this isn’t happening — check out Tony […]
Tour de Force 2500 ANNOUNCING THE INAUGURAL METAL SUCKFEST, FEATURING MUNICIPAL WASTE AND CYNIC!!! August 15th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The week before last, we hinted it at. Today, we […]
Everyone's Replaceable 80 EARLY GRAVES TAP THE FUNERAL PYRE VOCALIST TO PUSH ON POST-GONER August 11th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Does anyone notice a strikingly dark pattern here? Hmmm. As […]
Ask Oderus 570 IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF… ASK ODERUS!!! August 10th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks That’s right… he’s back! Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in […]
Contests 20 TOXIC HOLOCAUST / EARBITS RADIO CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED! August 10th, 2011 at 12:00pm MetalSucks On July 20th we launched a contest in conjunction with […]
Neilstein Soundscam 170 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: PONDERING THE DREADED 60-70% SECOND WEEK DROP August 10th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein It’s been interesting to watch chart patterns change over the […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN AN AUTOGRAPHED OPETH WATERSHED CD BOOKLET! August 9th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to reader Peter Eisenberg. He correctly identified last week’s […]
Cinemetal 440 FOUR TEENAGE GIRLS MAKE COLOR ME BADD-STYLE VIDEO FOR METALLICA’S “UNFORGIVEN” August 9th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The bad news is that The PreZcotts, a group I […]
New Stuff 170 SUNLIT ETHER: NATHAN ELLS’ RETURN MAY BE ANTI-CLIMACTIC August 9th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Nathan Ells is a great singer, and I will always […]
This Sucks 480 LONDON RIOT FIRES BURN BASICK RECORDS WAREHOUSE TO THE GROUND August 9th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein [UPDATE, 11:15am EDT: An official statement by Basick sent exclusively […]
Worst Week Ever 100 IN WHICH WE FOUND A NEW ROMANCE August 5th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Word to the wise: don’t give up on the above […]
Everyone's Replaceable 230 SO AS IT TURNS OUT, THREATENING TO BLOW-UP A DRUGSTORE IS GROUNDS FOR DISMISSAL August 5th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last month Coheed and Cambria bassist Michael Todd set out […]
\m/ 1 YEAH, BUT DO THEY REALIZE THAT THE ALBUM WAS CALLED STAY HUNGRY? August 4th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last year, a bunch of teachers took Twisted Sister’s legendary […]
\m/ 40 ANAL CUNT DRINK BUCKCHERRY’S “WHISKEY IN THE MORNING” August 4th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein File under “things I never thought I’d hear:” Anal Cunt […]
Metal Merch 100 WATCH SOME VENEZUELAN DUDE UNWRAP METALLICA MONOPOLY FOR TEN MINUTES August 3rd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Metallica-themed edition of the board game Monopoly costs more […]
Neilstein Soundscam 230 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: EMO CONVICTS AND DEATHCORE ARE SELLING RECORDS August 3rd, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Last week we focused on the complete inertia of modern […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN FIVE CDs FROM THE METALSUCKS MANSION ARCHIVES!!! August 2nd, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to the reader that asked he be identified only […]
Not Quite Metal? 310 “I GIVE THE LOWEST AMOUNT OF F*CK HUMANLY POSSIBLE” August 2nd, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know this Jon Lajoie is in no way, shape, […]
Unsigned and Unholy 80 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: SENTINEL, TELLUSION, DEAD CHANNELS August 2nd, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I’m going to put about as much effort into writing […]
Rigged 200 RIGGED: RED FANG’S AARON BEAM ON THE “JUNK” IN HIS ROCKSTAR ENERGY MAYHEM FESTIVAL GEAR RIG August 1st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks (photo from Oregon Live) As part of our coverage of […]