Black Collar Workers 170 WHO WILL BE ON OZZFEST THIS YEAR? NO ONE. February 12th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When the excellent line-up for this year’s Rockstar Energy Mayhem […]
Reunion Mania 430 WE CALLED IT: WES BORLAND RE-JOINS LIMP SUCKIT February 12th, 2009 at 8:37am Axl Rosenberg Fuck Wes Borland, and fuck everyone who supported this lying […]
...And F*ck You Too 20 RANDOM BITS OF NON-NEWS February 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg FORMER MEMBER OF GN’R NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DELIVERS […]
Music Dorkery 330 MORBID ANGEL’S TREY AZAGTHOTH STIRS SH*T UP February 5th, 2009 at 11:06am Axl Rosenberg As you may have read on Blabbermouth by now, Trey […]
Metal Jewery 420 HOLD YOUR (JEWISH) DAUGHTERS BACK; DAVID DRAIMAN IS ON THE SINGLES MARKET! February 4th, 2009 at 4:33pm Vince Neilstein Following Disturbed lead-crooner David Draiman’s much-publicized split with his fiancee […]
Tour de Force 170 HOLY METALFEST, BATMAN! U.S. FINALLY JUMPS ON THE EUROPEAN FESTIVAL BANDWAGON. February 3rd, 2009 at 3:40pm Vince Neilstein In the summer of 2006, before MetalSucks was even a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 240 HATEBAZ January 30th, 2009 at 2:19pm Axl Rosenberg Those rumors that have been floating around are apparently true: […]
Cinemetal 80 “…gotta love Soilwork! its Soilwork goddamit!” January 28th, 2009 at 2:45pm Axl Rosenberg The splendidly worded (and completely, 100% grammatically correct) phrase above […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 360 FORMER STATIC-X GUITARIST CELEBRATES IMPENDING RELEASE OF BAND’S NEW ALBUM BY GETTING THROWN BACK IN JAIL January 26th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tripp Eisen, who has at one time or another been […]
Rampant Rumors 440 WHO WILL CO-HEADLINE WITH SLLLLAAAAYYYYEEEERRRR? January 23rd, 2009 at 2:11pm Axl Rosenberg So apprently Slayer are gonna announce their co-headlining tour mates […]
Rampant Rumors 90 PREDICTION: KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, LACUNA COIL AND CHIMAIRA END UP AT NEW ENGLAND METAL FEST January 23rd, 2009 at 1:35pm Vince Neilstein While we had just planned on catching Killswitch Engage, Lacuna […]
Viral Vomit 190 THINK MAYNARD IS A FRUIT? THINK AGAIN. January 23rd, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein It may be that the frontman for the best band […]
Cinemetal 60 BILLY/JOEL January 20th, 2009 at 8:07am Axl Rosenberg When we were younger, Vince and I used to argue […]
Editorials 470 VINCE’S INITIAL REACTIONS TO LAMB OF GOD’S WRATH January 13th, 2009 at 2:10pm Vince Neilstein So… we have heard Lamb of God’s new album Wrath […]
...And F*ck You Too 180 SHOCK OF SHOCKS: GLEN BENTON HATES BRET MICHAELS January 8th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Long time readers of this site should be fully aware […]
Cinemetal 80 MIKE CARRIGAN GETS A CALL FROM HIS MOM December 26th, 2008 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Blabbermouth tells me that the below video of Darkest Hour […]
Cinemetal 170 NEW JOB FOR A COWBOY TRACK: ANY SONG WITH THE WORD “MASTURBATION” IN THE TITLE IS ALRIGHT BY US December 22nd, 2008 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Here’s some crappy quality fan-filmed footage of Job for a […]
...And F*ck You Too 230 SO THAT’S WHY SO MANY PEOPLE LEAVE DUMB COMMENTS ON METALSUCKS December 18th, 2008 at 12:55pm Axl Rosenberg Australia’s ABC News reports that two researchers from the University […]
\m/ 70 WANNA HEAR ROBB FLYNN TALK ABOUT TAKING A SH*T? December 17th, 2008 at 4:18pm Vince Neilstein Well then, today’s your lucky day! -VN [Rock Sound TV […]
Br00tal-lists 160 BEST METAL DVDS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg ‘Cause sometimes, we like to watch shit, too.