The Webernets 0 Metallica’s “Battery” Gets the Banjo Treatment May 11th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Still more metal than Load.
What the...?? 0 Metallica’s Lars Ulrich Wears a Thong May 11th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg No, really! LOOK!
Cinemetal 0 Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” Recorded Backwards May 4th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus So wait, is that…”Exit Sandman”? I’m so confused.
Viral Vomit 0 Finnish Bluegrass Band Covers Metallica’s “Seek and Destroy” April 29th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks A bunch of Finns dressing up like American rednecks. Kind of like when we play power metal?
Editorials 0 Bob Rock Says Jimmy Page and Jack White Both Love Metallica’s St. Anger April 27th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe they’re confused about which Metallica album is St. Anger?
Studio Stuff 0 Chris Isaak Inspired James Hetfield’s Vocal Performance on Metallica’s Black Album April 24th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s strange what desire will make foolish people do.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Today in Metallica: David Bowie Loves Lulu, Kirk Hammett Loses 250 Riffs, Band May Have Chosen a Producer April 20th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg May have ACTUALLY chosen a producer, that is.
The Webernets 0 Today in Metallica: Kirk Hammett Plays with Meshuggah Live, Stone Sour Cover “Creeping Death” April 14th, 2015 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Because people love Metallica.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Kirk Hammett Verifies That Metallica Will Allow Fans to Listen to Their New Album April 8th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Also, the album will contain songs!
SnarkNotes 0 SnarkNotes: “Fuel” by Metallica April 6th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg A detailed analysis of James Hetfield’s finest poetic offering.
Viral Vomit 0 “Snuffing Else Matters”: A Metallica/Slipknot Mash-Up April 1st, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Metallipknot.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 And the Producer of the New Metallica Album is… April 1st, 2015 at 11:24am Axl Rosenberg WHOA! Nobody saw this coming.
Music Dorkery 0 Metallica’s “Unforgiven” as Played by Eight Floppy Disc Drives March 26th, 2015 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Never before has Metallica been so… analog.
Tour de Force 0 Metallica Return to Lollapalooza March 25th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg In 1996, the band headlining the fest is a big deal. In 2015? Not so much.
Black Collar Workers 0 Metallica Release Free Live Recording of Corporate Gig Just as New Book Claims They’ve Made “Disastrous” Financial Investments March 20th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Authors assert that the band’s “over the past decade [Metallica’s profit] margins will undoubtedly have taken a hammering.”
Viral Vomit 0 Metallica/Hall & Oates Mash-Up Makes Live Worth Living March 6th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I knew I woke up this morning for a reason!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Lars Ulrich on New Metallica Material: “It’s Not So Bad” March 4th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg So that inspires confidence.
The Criterion Contention 0 The Criterion Contention: Metallica’s Master of Puppets Vs. The Black Album March 3rd, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks The inaugural edition of our new series kicks off with a debate as to which of these two classic Metallica albums is truly superior.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Metallica Will Release Cassette Tape Version of No Life ’til Leather for Record Store Day March 3rd, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein The demo that started it all is getting re-printed in its original form.
\m/ 0 Metallica Have a Touring Washing Machine March 2nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein This is not a Photoshop.