New Stuff 0 Let’s All Unite Around Immolation’s “Fostering the Divide” February 17th, 2017 at 11:07am Axl Rosenberg Everything you could possibly want in a metal song.
Haterade 0 Suicide Silence Producer Ross Robinson Responds to “Doris” Backlash January 16th, 2017 at 10:02am Vince Neilstein WOW, people are so fucking angry that Suicide Silence used clean vocals!
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Things Guitar Center Employees Say April 19th, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Would you like fries with that?
Editorials 0 NAMM 2016: A Critical Consideration (Plus Juicy Backstage Details) February 2nd, 2016 at 2:00pm Maximus Max Frank recounts the latest and greatest gear to be unveiled at this year’s NAMM Show and shares his experience as a first-time convention attendee.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: How to Make Music-Related Clickbait Videos July 20th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Drewsif Stalin parodies the videos of his peers.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week February 27th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Devin Townsend, Alice in Chains, Black Veil Brides, and more.
Viral Vomit 0 STILL Tired of the Same Old Labels? Here Are Even MORE Alternative Metal Genre Names! January 29th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The sequel is superior even to the original!
Viral Vomit 0 Tired of the Same Old Labels? Try These Alternative Metal Genre Names! January 23rd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg These are fresh, descriptive, AND wholly accurate.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: This is It, the Moment Djent was Invented! January 5th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein A 100% accurate, scientifically proven, peer-reviewed account of how djent came to be.
Viral Vomit 0 Things Metal Vocalists Say November 25th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s funny because it’s true.
Greatest Hits 0 Video: Vocalist Performs Ten Styles of Metal, Complete with Appropriately Silly Lyrics November 14th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Everything from hardcore to metalcore to deathcore to corecore!
New Stuff 0 (hed)p.e. List a Bunch of Places They Know on New Song “Sandmine” June 3rd, 2021 at 2:52pm Axl Rosenberg It’s like a nu-metal Sesame Street educational song.
New Stuff 0 Suicide Silence Release Two New Songs, Announce New Album Release Date November 15th, 2019 at 8:59am Axl Rosenberg Unsurprisingly, the songs do not sound like “Doris.”
Punishing Pictorials 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love (2018 Edition) February 14th, 2018 at 11:31am MetalSucks Includes Iron Maiden, Slayer, Tool, Corey Taylor, and many more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Suicide Silence’s Eddie Hermida Calls Thy Art is Murder’s C.J. McMahon “a Complete Sellout” March 16th, 2017 at 8:43am Axl Rosenberg “A person who is looking for money and a person who talks about money and focuses on money when they’re making music is a complete sellout.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Thy Art is Murder Guitarist Says They Will Never Utilize Clean Singing February 13th, 2017 at 11:01am Vince Neilstein Also: they’ve finished writing a new album.
