Editorials 210 HAS THE ’90s NU-METAL REVIVAL BEGUN? JUST ASK CRAZYTOWN. January 8th, 2009 at 12:02pm Vince Neilstein The time is nigh, my friends. VH1 declared ’90s nostalgia […]
Contests 6590 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A WASHBURN GUITAR SIGNED BY MUDVAYNE! November 13th, 2008 at 5:10pm MetalSucks Ya’ll’s entries for last week’s funny photo caption contest were […]
Cinemetal 440 IS THIS F*CKING REAL? September 5th, 2008 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg You may have noticed that one of the Google ads […]
Cinemetal 0 One Century Later, Nosferatu Might Still Be The Greatest Horror Movie of All Time March 4th, 2022 at 10:42am Emperor Rhombus On the 100th anniversary of its release, we remember cinema’s ultimate vampire tale.
Editorials 0 Opinion: Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas Needs to Be Writing for Broadway February 18th, 2022 at 10:58am Emperor Rhombus The dude could be a horror-metal Lin-Manuel Miranda.
But What Does Corey Taylor Think? 0 Clown from Slipknot Says That Politicians Blame Metal for Mass Shootings “Because They Don’t Know What the Hell They’re Doing” August 16th, 2019 at 11:54am Axl Rosenberg “They’re always going to blame some fraction. And I’m the fraction,” says Clown.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: March 22nd, 2019 March 22nd, 2019 at 11:48am MetalSucks This week’s new metal releases, featuring bangers from Megadeth, Battle Beast, Zeal & Ardor, Gomorrah, and more!
Cinemetal 0 Watch a Clip from Officer Downe, the Feature Length Directorial Debut from Slipknot’s Clown June 6th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s a tonal mess.
Tour de Force 0 Slipknot Announce Tour with Marilyn Manson and Of Mice & Men February 16th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Can’t believe it took so long for someone to think of this package.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 13 – 16: Clown Vs. Jeffrey Hatrix, Giorgos Germenis Vs. Bronson Ellery, Axel Rudi Pell Vs. David DeFeis, Lucas Mann Vs. Jon Leon August 13th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks The beginning of this bracket continues to offer nuthin’ but […]
Cinemetal 0 Star Trek Aliens from the Planet Cheron Star in Slipknot’s “Killpop” Video June 8th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg If only Gene Roddenberry had lived to see this.
Tweet Twat 0 Slipknot’s Clown Anthropomorphize His Mask, Accuses it of Attempted Murder March 19th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Whoa whoa whoa, that’s a serious accusation, bruh!” responds Buckethead’s bucket.
The 66.6 Most Metal Movie Scenes of All Time 0 The 66.6 Most Metal Movie Scenes of All Time: #59 through #50 May 21st, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We continue our countdown!
Cinemetal 0 Slipknot’s Shawn “Clown” Crahan Announces Feature Film Directing Debut, Officer Downe July 15th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s an adaptation of a comic book about a cop who comes back from the dead.
Cinemetal 0 I’m Not Saying Motionless in White Wanna Be Marilyn Manson, Butttt… June 3rd, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg …yes, yes that is exactly what I’m saying.
Cinemetal 0 Rob Zombie Says He’s Done Making Horror Movies, I Say He’s Full of Poop May 22nd, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Coughcoughbullshitcoughcough
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: JUNE 5, 2012 June 5th, 2012 at 10:30am Vic Vaughn We get that metal people are not a target audience […]
Br00tal-lists 200 ANSO DF’S TOP FIFTEEN BONER JAMZ OF 2011 METAL December 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Maybe you’ve had this experience: A recent acquaintance hears that […]
...And F*ck You Too 440 ATREYU’S ALEX FAHRVERGNÜGEN CAN’T SPELL THE WORD “AREN’T” CORRECTLY (AND, OH YEAH, NO MORE ATREYU!) January 14th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I know that the guy from Atreyu isn’t really named […]
