Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 14: Let It Snow, Let it Snow, the ‘Skins Blow… and the Longest Field Goal Ever! December 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks In which the ‘Skins continued to look horrible while the Ravens, 49ers, Eagles, Dolphins and more emerged victorious.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 13: Thanksgiving Hangover December 4th, 2013 at 12:00pm MetalSucks “I was running around the back yard in my underwear, shaking a mop at the sky and projectile vomiting at squirrels.”
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 10: Congrats to the Vikings! November 11th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brockie covers this weekend’s NFL action. The Vikings get their first win of the season, Detroit prevails over Chicago, the Panthers top the Niners and more.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 9: Halfway Hell! November 4th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Halfway through the season there are all kinds of teams in the race for those playoff spots — as well as a few teams whose seasons seem to be firmly in the shitter.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 7: The Story of Bum and Bud / The Truth About the Dolphins October 22nd, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks In which each team’s helmet design is the deciding factor of whether Brockie likes the team or not.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 6: Change the Name and Maybe Your Fate October 14th, 2013 at 6:30pm MetalSucks Brockie makes a passionate argument in favor of the Redskins changing their offensive name.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 4: Every Team Still Sucks September 30th, 2013 at 3:00pm MetalSucks The Broncos prevailed over the Eagles, the Giants got pounded by the Chiefs, the Skins got their first victory of the season and more.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 3: Every Team Sucks September 23rd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brockie lambasts all the teams that suck this year and discusses Gwar’s Super Bowl halftime show bid.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 2: Hail to the Deadskins September 16th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brockie laments the suckiness of this year’s Redskins squad and covers the weekend’s NFL highlights.
The Webernets 0 Petition: Get the NFL to Choose Gwar to Perform at the 2015 Super Bowl! September 13th, 2013 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Think about how awesome that would be.
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #19: Oderus Urungus (Gwar) March 12th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The only dude we’d let give us a facial.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Super Bowl Wrap-Up: Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights! February 5th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks Through thick, thin, power outages, elk semen and oversized Jenga, Brockie is still a football fan at heart.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which To Our Ass We Bent Our Rope February 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks!”
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Pre-Super Bowl: OK, I Finally Realized There Was Already a Successful TV Show Called “Necessary Roughness” January 30th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brockie is all sour grapes that his precious Skins aren’t in the Super Bowl, but at least he knows that he’s sour grapes. Which team does he pick to win?
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 18: Championship Weekend: I Absolutely Love ALL the Teams That Play with Balls January 21st, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Brockie talks about Colin Kaepernick’s arms (and the tattoos thereon) and the demise of Tom Brady and the pats.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Divisional Playoff Weekend: I Hate Every Team That is Still Playing January 15th, 2013 at 5:46pm MetalSucks Brockie laments the Redskins’ inept handling of RG III’s injury and wishes for Ray Lewis and Tom Brady to “run into each other and explode.”
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Wild Card Weekend: The Agony and the More Agony January 7th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Brockie recaps all this weekend’s NFL playoff action, hates on Ray Lewis, and laments the elimination of his beloved Redskins.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 17: Old Dudes Celebrate Silly Game, Are Delirious With Joy! January 2nd, 2013 at 11:00am MetalSucks Brockie gloats about the Redskins’ playoff birth and Tony Romo’s implosion.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 15: Will You People Quit Killing Each Other so I Can Enjoy at Least One Weekend of Football? December 19th, 2012 at 11:00am MetalSucks Brockie has some things to say about the shooting in Newton, CT.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 14: Another Week, Another Dead Player December 11th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Brockie dissects the tragic accident in Dallas (just one week after the incident in Kansas City), the miracle of Peyton Manning’s comeback, Tom Brady’s stomping of the Texans and more.
