Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 19, 2013 February 19th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks U will listen (to all of this week’s new releases), u will love (many new jamz), u will laugh (at hilarious cover art and under-punctuated band names).
Br00tal-lists 0 Kellhammer’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2012 December 4th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks Lord Mantis! Mutilation Rites! Nachtmystium!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 30, 2012 October 30th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Listen to all the week’s hard and heavy new releases in one spot!
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 4: THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY October 1st, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Last week we heard nothing but bitching from me as […]
Reviews 0 REVIEW: I WOULD KISS HIVESMASHER’S GUTTER CHOIR IF IT WEREN’T SO F*CKING UGLY September 18th, 2012 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus It takes a moment to understand the beauty of Hivesmasher’s […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: SEPTEMBER 18, 2012 September 18th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Hey DOODZ! Nice to see you! And it’s great that […]
A Game of Thrones 0 GAME OF THRONES, SEASON 2: THE HEAVY METAL REVIEW — EPISODE 2.10, “VALAR MORGHULIS” June 4th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Theon Greyjoy says, “Season finale! Time for some shit to […]
Editorials 580 EVEN HATE ETERNAL COULDN’T SAVE ME FROM JURY DUTY January 26th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month I recounted a humorous tale of my […]
Neilstein Soundscam 300 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: PONDERING A NEW BAND RANKING SYSTEM December 7th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein In a response to the last Neilstein Soundscam column, MS […]
Br00tal-lists 130 SAMMY O’HAGAR’S TOP 15(ISH) METAL ALBUMS OF 2011 December 1st, 2011 at 2:30pm Sammy O'Hagar I’ll just come out and say it: what a shit […]
Br00tal-lists 310 SCRAPING GENIUS OFF THE YEAR: GARY SUAREZ’S TOP FIFTEEN HARDCORE ALBUMS OF 2011 December 1st, 2011 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez No long-winded descriptions. No waxing poetic over 2011. I know […]
Br00tal-lists 290 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2011, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VII November 30th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF GOD FORBID, SKELETONWITCH, CHARRED WALLS OF THE […]
Reviews 1050 COREY’S AUGUST 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST (THE “IT’S ABOUT F*CKING TIME” EDITION) October 17th, 2011 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell Last year (and the year before) I got way too […]
Necessary Roughness 150 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS: THE RETURN OF THE RAIDERS, AND OTHER WEEK 5 ACTION October 10th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The NFL lost one of its all-time greats last week […]
Necrolust 110 CANNABIS CORPSE EURO TOUR 2011’S BEST SUPPORTING ACTS – THE AWARD GOES TO… September 19th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks (I am well aware that that is a shit title, […]
Reviews 950 COREY’S JULY 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST August 10th, 2011 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell Last year (and the year before) I got way too […]
Reviews 170 CONFLICTING REVIEWS OF GOES CUBE’S IN TIDES AND DRIFTS April 25th, 2011 at 12:30pm MetalSucks As regular readers are already aware, we do not always […]
Interviews 120 THE MAKING OF THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S DIGITAL VEIL, PART 2: DRUMMER BRETT POWELL AND EX-GUITARIST ANDREW TAPLEY April 4th, 2011 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Back in July, Axl and I visited The Human Abstract […]
Show Reviews 50 SXSW METAL REPORT, THE FINAL DAY: IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BBQ (AND SOME METAL) March 25th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein [Read my recaps of Day One, Day Two and Day Three. -Ed.] […]
Cinemetal 300 TRENT REZNOR SUCKS (BLOOD) March 7th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hey Trent Reznor: You just won the Oscar! What are […]