Music Dorkery 60 VIVALDI, MEET THE HUMAN ABSTRACT. THE HUMAN ABSTRACT, MEET VI… OH RIGHT, NEVERMIND. January 27th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein This is the kind of stuff I really get a […]
New Stuff 350 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S “PATTERNS” MAKES ME A SICK MAN, A WEAKENED MAN January 19th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I think I’ve heard slightly less than half of The […]
Abstract Theory 300 ABSTRACT THEORY WITH THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S A.J. MINETTE: CREATIVE LIMITATION, PART II January 13th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks [This article is Part II of A.J.’s piece on writing […]
Abstract Theory 300 ABSTRACT THEORY WITH THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S A.J. MINETTE: CREATIVE LIMITATION, PART I December 23rd, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks The great composer Igor Stravinsky once said, “My freedom will […]
Abstract Theory 530 ABSTRACT THEORY WITH THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S A.J. MINETTE: ACTIVE VS. PASSIVE MUSIC LISTENING December 1st, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks [Welcome to the first installment of Abstract Theory with The […]
New Stuff 450 START YOUR MORNING BY MAKING THIS DEAL WITH THE DEVIL: THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S “FAUST” November 16th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Yes, I know that it was just yesterday that we […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 330 A LONGER PEEK BEHIND THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S DIGITAL VEIL November 15th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last month The Human Abstract released a forty-second teaser for […]
Cinemetal 120 I KNOW THE HUMAN ABSTRACT, SIR, AND STONE SOUR ARE NO HUMAN ABSTRACT November 4th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The new record by The Human Abstract is going to […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 270 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT LIFT THEIR DIGITAL VEIL October 4th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein All’s been quiet from The Human Abstract since 2008’s controversial Midheaven […]
Everyone's Replaceable 270 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT GO FROM FIRST TO LAST April 8th, 2010 at 9:53am Axl Rosenberg In a dramatic but highly unexpected turn of events, Andy […]
Cinemetal 450 MINISTRY IN BEST PICTURE WINNER THE HURT LOCKER March 8th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Anyone else relieved that Avatar didn’t win Best Picture last […]
Rampant Rumors 450 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S NATHAN ELLS: WAS HE FIRED OR DID HE QUIT? November 23rd, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein It always comes down to that when a band loses […]
Tour de Force 20 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT + IWRESTLEDABEARONCE: BETTER THAN AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH! April 3rd, 2009 at 10:05am Vince Neilstein If you haven’t yet seen The Human Abstract you’re missing […]
Tour de Force 170 HOLY CRAP, IT’S THE NEXT TOTALLY RAD METALSUCKS SPONSORED TOUR! THE HUMAN ABSTRACT! OH, SLEEPER! IWRESTLEDABEARONCE! VANNA! March 2nd, 2009 at 2:25pm Axl Rosenberg AND THE HITS KEEP COMING! As part of our ongoing […]
Interviews 150 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S NATHAN ELLS REVEALS ALL IN METALSUCKS INTERVIEW October 15th, 2008 at 5:16pm Vince Neilstein Nathan Ells of The Human Abstract was one of the […]
Cinemetal 90 NEW VIDEO BY THE HUMAN ABSTRACT IS APPROPRIATELY EPIC September 18th, 2008 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Headbanger’s Blog just debuted “Procession of the Fates,” the video […]
Reviews 350 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S MIDHEAVEN: PROOF THAT WE DON’T ALL ALWAYS AGREE HERE AT METALSUCKS August 18th, 2008 at 3:36pm MetalSucks The inhabitants of the MetalSucks Mansion don’t agree on everything […]
Contests 1670 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SIGNED CD AND T-SHIRT FROM THE HUMAN ABSTRACT! July 31st, 2008 at 5:57pm Vince Neilstein Last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest (pictured, right) inspired several […]
New Stuff 90 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S “VIOLENT STRIKE” July 2nd, 2008 at 11:21am Axl Rosenberg Well, no one can ever accuse The Human Abstract of […]
New Stuff 110 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT POST NEW SONG ON THEIR MYSPACE PAGE June 19th, 2008 at 3:53pm Axl Rosenberg Well, the headline couldn’t really be anymore straightforward. Head over […]
