Green Eggs and Slam 0 THE WHITECHAPELS HAVE A NEW SONG AND IT SOUNDS LIKE SOULFLYCORE May 1st, 2012 at 10:00am Sergeant D I’m not sure how many of you guys have heard […]
Contests 0 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE SUBTERRANEAN LEAD MINE EDITION April 25th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks To the best of our knowledge, MS devotee Ryan Preston […]
Green Eggs and Slam 0 EXCLUSIVE: STREAM “DAUGHTER OF DEPTHS,” A NEW DISFIGURING THE GODDESS TRACK!!! April 5th, 2012 at 1:00pm Sergeant D Most of us know Cam Argon as dubstep dj BIG […]
Green Eggs and Slam 0 Controversial opinion: EMMURE are sellouts and ‘SLAVE 2 THA GAEM’ is not even hardcore! April 3rd, 2012 at 5:00pm Sergeant D I’m just going to come right out and say it: […]
The Webernets 0 “YOU GOT A F*CKIN’ PROBLEM? YOU GOT A F*CKIN’ PROBLEM! I’M MIKE! SO SHUT THE F*CK UP!” March 30th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you’ve ever wanted to watch a slightly out of […]
Cinemetal 0 MIDGETCORE MAY BE THE WORST CORE YET March 26th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m not the kind of person who thinks little people […]
Green Eggs and Slam 0 HOW TO TELL IF UR COOL: A GUIDE FOR METAL NERDS March 15th, 2012 at 3:30pm Sergeant D If you’re reading this, I’m assuming you are an Internet […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT CAME OUT YESTERDAY: MARCH 13, 2012 March 14th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks Hey MetalSucks awesomes! It’s me, Anso DF, here to rock […]
Viral Vomit 0 YEP, THIS IS HOW YOU WRITE A RISECORE SONG, YOU BETCHA March 6th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The below Galactic Pegasus song is called “How to Get Signed […]
Green Eggs and Slam 0 SERGEANT D’S GUIDE TO BEING AN ELITE-TIER THRASH FAN March 5th, 2012 at 4:30pm Sergeant D Many people here on MetalSucks think I don’t like metal, […]
Green Eggs and Slam 710 THIS NU-METAL BAND IS CRAZY, DON’T MESS WITH THEM!! February 22nd, 2012 at 5:00pm Sergeant D The old days were the best, am I right?? I […]
Green Eggs and Slam 790 NEW GENRE ALERT: FORMULAICORE February 14th, 2012 at 4:30pm Sergeant D As you may know, I am a big fan of […]
The Webernets 180 STILL CONFUSED ABOUT SLAM METAL? DOWNLOAD DJ TWO STACKS’ THE COMPLETE IDIOT’S GUIDE TO SLAM January 19th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Like a lot of people, I used to feel really […]
Cinemetal 260 THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO YOU WILL EVER SEE, EVER, PART II January 11th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s gonna be hard to top the unequivocal terribleness of […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE BID FAREWELL (TO HOWARD JONES)(JUST FROM KILLSWITCH ENGAGE. NOT FROM LIFE OR WHATEVER.) January 6th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg via Badass Digest Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1200 2012 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS: It’s cool to be tr00 January 4th, 2012 at 5:00pm Sergeant D 012 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS: It’s cool to be […]
Cinemetal 170 IF YOU LIKE “COME AT ME, BRO,” THE PHRASE, YOU’LL LOVE “COME AT ME, BRO,” THE MUSIC VIDEO November 30th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Actually, you probably won’t — ’cause, as our beloved Sergeant […]
The Webernets 680 SEEMS LIKE A GOOD PLAN TO ME November 29th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg If there’s one lesson that we try to impart to […]
Green Eggs and Slam 570 BEING A BLACK METAL FAN: WHEN EVEN OTHER METAL NERDS THINK YOU ARE AN UPTIGHT, BUTTHURT SNOB November 2nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D In b4 butthurt BM nerds realize a hot azn girl […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1400 IS NU-DETHCORE THE NEXT BIG THING???? #bouncewitme October 24th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Everybody knows that whatever’s currently popular in the hardcore scene […]
