Music Dorkery 220 PLAYTHROUGH VIDEOS ARE THE FUTURE (NOW); JUST ASK KEITH MERROW February 24th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein In decades past, musicians and bands lay shrouded behind a […]
New Stuff 180 FOR stOrk, THE CAPITAL “ORK” STAND FOR “PROG METAL DORK” (IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE) February 23rd, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein This is easily some of the best prog metal I’ve […]
Editorials 90 LEYLA FORD RAMBLES ABOUT WHY ROCKSTARS SHOULDN’T RAMBLE February 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Andy McCoy, one of the founding members of Hanoi Rocks, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 150 IDOL REMAINS: THE SUCKIEST SUCKS THAT EVER SUCKED February 18th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF Wed: “Hollywood” group night Thurs: “Hollywood” solo auditions Misery index: […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 210 NEW MUSIC FROM TEXTURES OFFICIALLY MAKES 2011 THE BEST YEAR EV-AR January 27th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein New Devin (now times three!), new BTBAM, new Protest the Hero, new Meshuggah, new […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 210 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN STOP AVOIDING ME January 26th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF One my least popular observations is that Eddie Van Halen’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 50% OF BULLETBOYS TO PERFORM 100% OF BULLETBOYS January 24th, 2011 at 10:45am Anso DF 0% OF BULLETBOYS TO PERFORM 100% OF BULLETBOYS” width=”500″ height=”501″ […]
New Stuff 350 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S “PATTERNS” MAKES ME A SICK MAN, A WEAKENED MAN January 19th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I think I’ve heard slightly less than half of The […]
Book Reviews 600 VINCE NEIL HAD SEX WITH SQUIRRELS… WHAT THE…?!? January 18th, 2011 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell Life’s kinda getting’ out of control. I think. I don’t […]
New Stuff 40 GREAT GREBER January 3rd, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Back in November, I praised Greber, the new, guitarless grind […]
Br00tal-lists 160 LION KING WINGERSCHMIDT’S TOP TEN (AND THEN SOME) OF TWO THOUSAND TEN December 16th, 2010 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt Funny that both of my parents are Leos but I […]
Br00tal-lists 770 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VI December 16th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF GOD FORBID, AT THE GATES, DISFEAR, MACHINE […]
Br00tal-lists 340 SCRAPING GENIUS OFF THE YEAR: GARY SUAREZ’S TOP FIFTEEN HARDCORE ALBUMS OF 2010* December 16th, 2010 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez 2010 has been one hell of a year for yours […]
Br00tal-lists 150 LEYLA FORD’S TOP FIFTEEN, ER, TEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks I actually really hate making best of lists. If it’s […]
Br00tal-lists 520 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART I December 14th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF ARCH ENEMY, SUNN O))), MADBALL, FUCK THE […]
Guest Columns 250 LEGACY TOUR DIARY, ENTRY #4: DARKEST HOUR’S MIKE SCHLEIBAUM TRIES TO GET CURSED BACK TOGETHER December 6th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks As part of our sponsorship of The Legacy Tour featuring Darkest […]
Interviews 60 R. LOREN OF SAILORS WITH WAX WINGS/WHITE MOTH: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW December 2nd, 2010 at 5:00pm Satan Rosenbloom It takes cojones to put two drastically different albums together […]
Green Eggs and Slam 350 TODD JONES OF NAILS #NARDCORE #MOSHING November 11th, 2010 at 4:30pm Sergeant D If bands like Carnage, Entombed, Gehenna, and Integrity give you […]
Contests 240 NEVERMORE VS. BEN ROBSON: THE FINAL CONSPIRACY! November 8th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein I can honestly say that the “Create Your Own Conspiracy” […]
Readers' Choice 320 READER’S CHOICE: METAL FROM CONNECTICUT EDITION November 4th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Before we get to today’s regionally-themed “Reader’s Choice,” I’d like […]