Book Reviews 600 VINCE NEIL HAD SEX WITH SQUIRRELS… WHAT THE…?!? January 18th, 2011 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell Life’s kinda getting’ out of control. I think. I don’t […]
Black Metal Bowel Movement 240 ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2011: HORNED ALMIGHTY, NECRO SPIRITUALS January 10th, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Horned Almighty Necro Spirituals Label – Candlelight Release date – […]
Contests 250 ABC’S OF METAL POSTER CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED December 17th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Congrats to MetalSucks Maniac Cyrena Hoaglund, who is the winner […]
Br00tal-lists 340 SCRAPING GENIUS OFF THE YEAR: GARY SUAREZ’S TOP FIFTEEN HARDCORE ALBUMS OF 2010* December 16th, 2010 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez 2010 has been one hell of a year for yours […]
Br00tal-lists 150 LEYLA FORD’S TOP FIFTEEN, ER, TEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks I actually really hate making best of lists. If it’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 240 TOMMY LEE TO SEAWORLD: ‘STOP JACKING OFF HOMOCIDAL WHALE’ December 9th, 2010 at 3:20pm Anso DF If MetalSucks had a GQ-style 2010 Men of the Year […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 380 DAN NELSON HATES JOEY BELLADONNA October 11th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We haven’t had any real Anthrax drama in a few […]
Neilstein Soundscam 280 SOUNDSCAN: MUSHROOMHEAD AND TWIZTID BE SELLIN’ RECKIDS, YO October 6th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Believe it or not, folks still buy CDs. I know… […]
Barbarous Book Club 320 KIRK HAMMETT WRITING DICTATING AUTOBIOGRAPHY October 6th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The reason all the hair-metal autobiographies have been disappointing is […]
Music Dorkery 600 FUN WITH MISHEARD SONG LYRICS October 5th, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks At the Accept show I went to last week, I […]
Readers' Choice 190 READER’S CHOICE: RAMMSTEIN VS. UMLAUTS September 29th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg A reader calling him (or her, but probably him)self “K […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 100 VINCE NEIL GIVES THE FANS WHAT THEY WANT September 28th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I saw Vince Neil’s solo band live once… I think […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1170 BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART: SHREDDING 4 CHRIST September 20th, 2010 at 2:00pm Sergeant D One of the greatest tragedies since the Holocaust is the […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 I KINDA CO-WROTE VINCE NEIL’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY September 13th, 2010 at 4:00pm Anso DF In Hollywood, it’s important to be a good collaborator. By […]
Interviews 130 ACCEPT’S WOLF HOFFMANN: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW September 9th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Old-school thrashers Accept are back with new album Blood of […]
Interviews 90 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SAVIOURS’ DRUMMER SCOTT BATISTE September 2nd, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Saviours have had one hell of a ride over the […]
Tour de Force 1030 TOP TEN TYPES OF PEOPLE MOST LIKELY TO ATTEND THE GODSMACK/FFDP TOUR August 26th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yes, Godsuck are touring with The Band That Shall Not […]
Cinemetal 60 SLASH’S “BACK TO CALI” VIDEO INVOKES GNR’S “PARADISE CITY” VIDEO August 12th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg I think Motley Crue’s “Home Sweet Home” was actually the […]
The Webernets 150 AL GORE WANTS TO F*CK LIKE A BEAST August 2nd, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg So as it turns out, Blackie Lawless is a real […]
Worst Week Ever 160 IN WHICH WE HATED KISSING HAIR METAL WEEK GOOD-BYE July 23rd, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here we had this entire week devoted to hair metal, […]
