This Sucks 60 HELP YOUR AILING METAL BRETHREN February 25th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Two of metal’s most prominent young bands now have front […]
...And F*ck You Too 180 SHOCK OF SHOCKS: GLEN BENTON HATES BRET MICHAELS January 8th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Long time readers of this site should be fully aware […]
Editorials 210 HAS THE ’90s NU-METAL REVIVAL BEGUN? JUST ASK CRAZYTOWN. January 8th, 2009 at 12:02pm Vince Neilstein The time is nigh, my friends. VH1 declared ’90s nostalgia […]
Cinemetal 120 BLUES SARACENO: METAL’S ANSWER TO KENNY G. November 13th, 2008 at 11:13am Axl Rosenberg Does anyone remember Blues Saraceno? He was part of that […]
What the...?? 180 WTFH2? November 3rd, 2008 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell I am currently sequestered away in my cave hammering out […]
Cinemetal 50 THE FIVE BEST COCK ROCK VIDEOS ABOUT GOING (OR NOT GOING) PLACES October 29th, 2008 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding melodramatic, some days I do […]
The Hard R 210 DALLAS COYLE ON THE “BLOGOSPHERE” October 3rd, 2008 at 5:01pm MetalSucks After all the Metallica hooplah from the last couple of […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 50 MEAN CUISINE August 18th, 2008 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez My eyes are sickeningly bloodshot. Often, I have dozens of […]
Cinemetal 130 THE C.C. IS FOR “COOL CHRIST” August 1st, 2008 at 11:25am Axl Rosenberg Just when you thought he couldn’t possibly get anymore annoying, […]
Reviews 60 WALLS OF JERICHO AIM FOR THE BOTTOM BY WAY OF THE MIDDLE WITH THE AMERICAN DREAM July 30th, 2008 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar It’s arguably true that being unoriginal or sickeningly mediocre is […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 RANDOM ROCKLAHOMA RAMBLINGS July 11th, 2008 at 12:02pm MetalSucks Apparently the palatial MetalSucks Mansion kitchen needed new granite, so […]
Editorials 360 WHY DOESN’T NU METAL HAVE ITS OWN ANSWER TO METAL SLUDGE? July 8th, 2008 at 12:17pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday an advanced copy of the album by a certain […]
Cinemetal 70 “HEAVEN” IS JUST A PHONE CALL AWAY June 26th, 2008 at 12:29pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve only seen Warrant live once, during one of those […]
Editorials 1170 RIKKI ROCKET: “I’M NOT A RAPIST! LET’S PARTY!” June 24th, 2008 at 2:31pm Vince Neilstein Fresh from being exonerated of charges that he raped a […]
Editorials 170 RICHIE SAMBORA TAKING OVER ROCK OF LOVE FROM BRET MICHAELS May 1st, 2008 at 11:06am Axl Rosenberg Yes, you read that headline correctly: There will be a […]
Editorials 130 NOW VINCE IS REALLY GONNA WANNA GO TO ROCKLAHOMA April 25th, 2008 at 11:10am Axl Rosenberg Queensryche have announced that they’ll play their album Operation: Mindcrime […]
Editorials 1660 BRET MICHAELS FINALLY ADMITS HE WEARS A WIG… SORT OF April 15th, 2008 at 12:04pm Axl Rosenberg The worst kept secret in rock is that Bret Michaels […]
Editorials 70 ROCK OF F*CKING B.S. April 14th, 2008 at 10:53am Kip Wingerschmidt Granted, I only saw the first few episodes of the […]
Editorials 90 RAPE ROCKETT March 28th, 2008 at 12:48pm Axl Rosenberg It would appear that Poison drummer Rikki Rockett has been […]
Cinemetal 5180 AW, NUTS: KORN MAY REUNITE March 27th, 2008 at 2:36pm Axl Rosenberg Well, so much for Fear and the Nervous System. There’s […]