Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: What About Robb? March 21st, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Why’s he mad, brah?
New Stuff 0 Tiger Flowers’ “Suicide Giants” March Like Elephants March 19th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’M JUST LOOKING FOR A GOOD PLACE TO DIE!!!”
Necrolust 0 Necrolust: Svartidauði, Cemetary Piss, Domains, and Propast March 14th, 2014 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Kim puts the “necro” back in “Necrolust.”
New Stuff 0 “Patterns of Bane”: Ancient Ascendant are Your New Favorite Band March 6th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg (Opeth + Enslaved) + (Lamb of God + Skeletonwitch) = Ancient Ascendant.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Did Emmure Change the Title of Their Song “Bring a Gun to School”? February 26th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hm, I wonder why Queen’s “Under Pressure” is stuck in my head now?
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To K-K-K-Klown Around With Mr. Bungle February 22nd, 2014 at 12:10pm Kip Wingerschmidt And you thought clowns were scary before…
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Stream the New Drugs of Faith Flexi Disc! February 20th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Listen to the band cover old-school Canadian thrash heroes Sacrifice’s “Re-Animation.”
Editorials 0 Mötley Crüe Reneging on Retirement Already February 5th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg That was (too) fast (for love).
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Remembered Metal Memento Mentions? January 24th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks A comet is hurtling toward your house. On your way out the door, you grab your most treasured metal memento.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will #$@&%*! Your Face Off in 2014: Tiger Flowers, Dead Hymns January 24th, 2014 at 4:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt I went to a Tiger Flowers show and got my dick sucked right off…
Breaking the Law 0 You MUST be F**king Joking: Ex-Lostprophets Vocalist and Convicted Sex Offender Ian Watkins To Appeal Against the Length of His Prison Sentence January 23rd, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Who really thinks this guy deserves LESS time in jail?!?!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will #$@&%*! Your Face Off in 2014: Lord Mantis, The Death Mask January 22nd, 2014 at 5:00pm Anso DF Authors of really dark masterpiece get better at getting real, darker.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere + Lyric Video: Prostitute Disfigurement’s “Glorify Through Cyanide” January 22nd, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks WARNING: May cause permanent physical deformities to ladies who earn their living via the world’s oldest profession.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will #$@&%*! Your Face Off in 2014: Ninkharsag, TBA January 21st, 2014 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Liverpudlian black metal band expertly scratches a very grim itch.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness: Richard Sherman is a F*cking Assh*le January 20th, 2014 at 11:04am MetalSucks In which Brockie recaps yesterday’s two epic games, but mostly talks about Richard Sherman’s 30-second post-game tirade.
Cinemetal 0 Worst Band Ever of the Day: Godlike January 15th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg That is an actual screenshot from their actual video, fer Chrissakes.
New Stuff 0 New Gridlink Track! “Ketsui!” Gesundheit! January 7th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a precision killer, not a flailing giant.
Br00tal-lists 0 Excretakano’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2013 December 3rd, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Time is passing you by.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Lord Mantis Slates “Darker” New Album For Spring LOL November 12th, 2013 at 1:00pm Anso DF Darker than the last record? Ha good one!
Metal Merch 0 I Could Care Less, Indeed: DevilDriver Announce Christmas Sweaters November 5th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Okay, enough already.