What the...?? 100 I GUESS WE’RE NO LONGER “THE PEREZ HILTON OF METAL”… August 25th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg …since apparently Perez Hilton is the Perez Hilton of metal. […]
The Hard R 1000 THE HARD R: DALLAS COYLE ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS, PART 3 August 17th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Let’s start this off by saying I most likely WILL […]
Reviews 630 WINDS OF PLAGUE’S THE GREAT STONE WAR: TWO GUYS, A GIRL, AND A PASSABLE METALCORE August 11th, 2009 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar In an episode of The Cosby Show, perhaps one of […]
Br00tal-lists 490 TOP 5 (ACTUALLY 6 OR 7) SONGS THAT I WOULD PROBABLY USE AS MY STRIPPER SONG July 30th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week, Elise at Reign in Blonde wrote a piece […]
Worst Week Ever 150 IN WHICH WE USED A VAPORIZER FOR THE FIRST TIME July 24th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve gotten a few e-mails today from people asking me […]
Reviews 140 HE IS LEGEND’S PRETTY HATES MACHINE July 20th, 2009 at 1:00pm Anso DF With the help of a time machine, I want to […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 430 ALBUMS WE WISH HAD MADE THE LIST (BUT WEREN’T REALLY ELIGIBLE): THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN – CALCULATING INFINITY July 14th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks SPECIAL GUEST BLOGGER AMY SCIARRETTO OF ROADRUNNER RECORDS AND NOISECREEP […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 490 10 (ARRESTED) FOR $10 July 14th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Dan Rodriguez at Metal Insider tells us that, […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2700 THE 522 ALBUMS THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST July 8th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks The list was never meant to be definitive – there […]
Exclusive 210 SHADOWS FALL ALASKAN BURGER CONQUEST! July 2nd, 2009 at 11:30am MetalSucks [Reverend David J. Ciancio, owner of Yeah! Management (Shadows Fall, […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 220 THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH HAVING A CHOREOGRAPHED ACT June 8th, 2009 at 9:45am Axl Rosenberg When everyone in the band is a total moron who […]
Admin 370 ONE LAST TEASE ABOUT THE LIST June 4th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Tomorrow we are going to tell you what the list […]
Cinemetal 280 WATCHTHE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION PART II: THE METAL YEARS IN ITS ENTIRETY FOR FREE!!! May 22nd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to our bro-bros at Metal Injection for bringing to […]
Reviews 70 PASSIONDALE: GOD DETHRONED AREN’T QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT April 23rd, 2009 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar God Dethroned’s decision to base their latest album, Passiondale, on […]
Editorials 1130 GREG PUCIATO VS. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, ROUND 1 April 21st, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Wowza. Greg Puciato posted this Sunday on his MySpace blog […]
Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE CLARIFIED THE GEOGRAPHICAL ORIGIN OF PANDAS March 27th, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve been trying to download the new Marilyn Manson mp3, […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 YES, YES, YES!!! THE BRET MICHAELS BOOK IS FINALLY COMING OUT! March 26th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It was over a year ago that we first got […]
Cinemetal 30 THE NEW TERROR VIDEO WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT ALL THE STUPID BOXING March 19th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s what I really like about Terror’s new video for […]
Show Reviews 130 THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA: AXL’S POST-SCION REPORT March 2nd, 2009 at 11:38am Axl Rosenberg That I’m sitting here in the MetalSucks Mansion this snowy […]
Reunion Mania 360 ANOTHER SIGN OF THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE: COLD HAVE REUNITED February 25th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I saw Cold open for Marilyn Manson once. Even though […]
