Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 1) February 27th, 2019 at 2:40pm Rowdy Geirsson A short story about Varjagikaarti, the first Viking metal band to abandon their mock longship on stage and attempt to go a-Viking.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Super-Duper Serious Black Metal Band Teratism Refuses to Play with “Joke Band” Neckbeard Deathcamp February 21st, 2019 at 2:12pm Axl Rosenberg Band whose members use names like ‘Desekrator’ and ‘Murder’ say they will only play for a “sympathetic audience.”
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Slayer Guitarist Gary Holt is Raging Against the Kardashians Again February 21st, 2019 at 10:14am Vince Neilstein Holt has taken issue with Kim’s complaint of fashion designers’ work being ripped off.
MSTV 0 WSOU Presents: This Week in Metal History, February 18th, 2019 February 18th, 2019 at 2:49pm MetalSucks Ozzy urinates on the Alamo, Marilyn Manson reaches a settlement in a sexual assault charge, and the infamous fire at a Great White show in Rhode Island.
The Webernets 0 Dee Snider Thought Metallica Were “Never Gonna Go Anywhere” February 16th, 2019 at 10:58am Vince Neilstein The Twisted Sister frontman thought Metallica were too heavy to make it big.
New Stuff 0 Rapper Denzel Curry’s Cover of Rage Against the Machine’s “Bulls on Parade” Goes HARD February 15th, 2019 at 1:42pm Vince Neilstein Denzel Curry nails it, would make an incredible metal frontman.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: February 15th, 2019 February 15th, 2019 at 10:43am MetalSucks Featuring chilly new releases from Vanum, Saor, Rotting Christ, and more!
Reunion Mania 0 Van Halen / Michael Anthony Reunion Rumors Allegedly Confirmed by Warner Employee February 13th, 2019 at 10:24am Vince Neilstein The band will play 6 stadium shows this summer, with Anthony participating in a limited role.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 In Flames Tap Chris Broderick as Tour Fill-In Guitarist February 12th, 2019 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Niclas Englin is under doctor’s orders to stay home.
Tour de Force 0 Perturbator and GosT Announce Spring 2019 North American Tour February 11th, 2019 at 2:54pm Vince Neilstein Dark synthwave’s hardest hitting acts will tour together.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri Slams the Static-X Reunion: “It’s Very Obvious It’s a Cash Grab” February 11th, 2019 at 10:28am Axl Rosenberg He’s also working on a solo release.
Pummeling Politics 0 Eyehategod’s Mike IX Williams to Baby-Eating Senator Stanley Jason Rapert: “Your Moral Crusade Against Basic Human Rights Will Be Fought at Every Turn.” February 8th, 2019 at 9:28am Axl Rosenberg Williams slams the senator for “destroying people’s lives” with his racist, misogynist, homophobic agenda.
Breaking the Law 0 West Virginia Metal Festival Under Fire From Religious Zealots February 6th, 2019 at 11:53am Vince Neilstein Metal in the Mountains received an anonymous, hand-written letter accusing its organizers and attendees of being satanists.
Greatest Hits 0 Metal Musicians Reacts to Maroon 5’s Lame Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show February 4th, 2019 at 10:48am MetalSucks Members of Anthrax, Five Finger Death Punch, Trivium, Asking Alexandria and more share their thoughts on Maroon 5’s performance.
Editorials 0 Anthrax’s Scott Ian Makes Cameo in CBS Show Evil as Butcher January 31st, 2019 at 10:18pm MetalSucks He has appeared on Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead in the past.
\m/ 0 Long Island University Uses Metal to Teach Philosophy January 28th, 2019 at 2:42pm Axl Rosenberg Students are asked to disprove the assertion that “every metal concert is basically a riot.”
Breaking the Law 0 Seize the Vatican Bassist’s Murder Reportedly Streamed on Facebook January 25th, 2019 at 9:58am Axl Rosenberg Unfortunately, a jury may never get to see the video.
Events 0 Woodstock 50 Confirmed for August 2019 January 9th, 2019 at 3:05pm Axl Rosenberg The fourth edition of the legendary festival will feature an “eclectic bill,” which will hopefully include Jackyl.
Contests 0 We’re Giving Away Tickets to Every Stop on Hank Von Hell’s (ex-Turbonegro) North American Tour! January 3rd, 2019 at 12:48pm MetalSucks This is your chance to win tickets to see the former Turbonegro frontman live.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Manowar Announce Replacement for Guitarist Arrested on Child Pornography Charges January 2nd, 2019 at 10:14am Vince Neilstein E. V. Martel previously played in a Manowar tribute band.