Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To Hunt Horses April 18th, 2015 at 4:03pm Kip Wingerschmidt A horse walks into a bar. The barman thinks “Why the long face?” but remains silent, slowly backs into the office, and calls animal welfare.
The Webernets 0 Today in Metallica: Kirk Hammett Plays with Meshuggah Live, Stone Sour Cover “Creeping Death” April 14th, 2015 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Because people love Metallica.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Royal Thunder Perform Acoustic Rendition of “Time Machine” for Intimate Record Release Celebration April 8th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mlny Parsonz’ voice is so good it should be a crime.
Cinemetal 0 Here’s a Humorous, Short Documentary About Cannibal Corpse Fans April 6th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Non-metal site gets to know death metal fans, concludes that they’re not neanderthal degenerates.
Podcast 0 #93: Testament’s Chuck Billy and Exodus’ Steve “Zetro” Souza April 6th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks This week Testament frontman Chuck Billy and Exodus vocalist Steve "Zetro" Souza guest on the podcast to kick off the Dark Roots of Thrash Tour II. [...]
Critical Condition 0 Royal Thunder’s Crooked Doors Reviewed in Latest “Critical Condition” Video March 31st, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Crash Thompson gives Royal Thunder’s latest his patented entertaining video review treatment.
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Human Improvement Process, Klone, Bayeux March 31st, 2015 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Three unsigned bands that might tickle your fancy.
What the...?? 0 Royal Thunder’s Mlny Parsonz Opens Up About Being in a Cult March 31st, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The Royal Thunder frontwoman offers a candid recount of a scary experience she had with the cult.
New Stuff 0 At Last, Stream Royal Thunder’s Crooked Doors in its Straight Entirety March 30th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to one of 2015’s best releases so far.
Show Reviews 0 Best of SXSW 2015: Royal Thunder March 26th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein What’s NOT to like about Royal Thunder? This is music for everyone.
Cinemetal Premieres 0 Exclusive Cinemetal Premiere: Adimiron’s “Ayahuasca” March 25th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Aya-hu-awesome!
New Stuff 0 Royal Thunder Don’t Need Forgiveness for New Track March 25th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s just good karma.
New Stuff 0 Royal Thunder Announce North American Tour with Wild Throne, Release Another New Track March 24th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s called “The Line” and it debuted on High Times, even though that outlet is not cocaine-centric.
New Stuff 0 Royal Thunder Put Their “Ear on the Fool” March 23rd, 2015 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein The “fool” being “awesome new song.”
Viral Vomit 0 Meshuggah/Kendrick Lamar “Break Those Bones”/”Backstreet Freestyle” Mash-Up Can F*ck the World for 72 Hours March 19th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Martin had a dream. Kendrick has a dream. Meshuggah has a dream.
New Stuff 0 There’s (Hopefully) Going To Be A New Meshuggah Record In 2016 March 18th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Tomas Haake checks in from the studio with some good news and drum tips.
Haterade 0 Church Tongue Sets Guitarist on Fire, Find Band Still Blows Anyway March 17th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Rammstein they ain’t.
New Stuff 0 The New Royal Thunder Song Will Make You “Glow” March 17th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Slide.
Podcast 0 #90: Mlny Parsonz of Royal Thunder March 16th, 2015 at 10:30am MetalSucks Mlny Parsonz from Royal Thunder guests on the podcast with Chuck and Godless this week. We discover her surprising history with religion and [...]
New Stuff 0 Nightwish’s New Song Will Make You “Shudder” March 13th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg My night wish is the same as my day wish: that this band would go away.