Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE APPOINTED OURSELVES “JOE METAL” October 17th, 2008 at 5:37pm MetalSucks Things are heating up in the U.S. presidential race, and […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WERE BETTER THAN “THAT ONE” October 10th, 2008 at 5:39pm Vince Neilstein The economy’s in the shitter and the sun is setting […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 40 THEY’RE THE MEATMEN AND YOU STILL SUCK August 15th, 2008 at 2:07pm Gary Suarez Without Tesco Vee, Touch & Go would not exist. Without […]
Cinemetal 30 WHERE I COME FROM, “THE DEVIL’S THUNDER” IS JUST A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING “A FART” July 28th, 2008 at 11:29am Axl Rosenberg An insider in the Cradle of Filth camp recently pointed […]
Reviews 40 AMERICAN ME KICK ASS, TAKE NAMES, KICK MORE ASS July 17th, 2008 at 10:21am Sammy O'Hagar Though action movies are usually geared toward the “SMASH THINGS!” […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 RANDOM ROCKLAHOMA RAMBLINGS July 11th, 2008 at 12:02pm MetalSucks Apparently the palatial MetalSucks Mansion kitchen needed new granite, so […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF THE BEST OF SPINESHANK July 7th, 2008 at 4:57pm Axl Rosenberg Horns up for MetalSucks Maniacs Bryan Mobley, Rob Dudinack, and […]
Reviews 290 NACHTMYSIUM’S ASSASSINS: BLACK MEDDLE PART 1 IS A SOLID LINK BETWEEN PSYCHEDELIA AND BLACK METAL July 1st, 2008 at 3:18pm Sammy O'Hagar “A Seed for Suffering,” the first proper song on Nachtmystium’s […]
The Hard R 7370 THE HARD R: GOD FORBID’S DALLAS COYLE ON DEVELOPING AS A BAND, PART 2 April 18th, 2008 at 4:09pm MetalSucks It’s The Environment, Stupid: Part 2 Let’s go all the […]
Reunion Mania 20 HOW TO MAKE A REUNION TOUR SEEM A LOT LESS NOTEWORTHY April 2nd, 2008 at 3:01pm Vince Neilstein From the always astute pop-culture critics at Idolator: Weiland, the […]
Editorials 0 FIRE IT UP AT 5 O’CLOCK: SOME WEEDEATER FOR THE END OF YOUR DAY January 30th, 2008 at 5:39pm Vince Neilstein Tired at the end your work day? Fire up the […]
Editorials 60 WHO WILL BE THE NEW LEAD GUITARIST FOR ANTHRAX? December 10th, 2007 at 12:55pm Axl Rosenberg Assuming, for a moment, that Anthrax really have hired Dan […]
Editorials 0 NOW YOU CAN OWN DEF LEPPARD’S SWEATY, STINKY STAGE CLOTHES November 21st, 2007 at 8:24am Axl Rosenberg Def Leppard bassist Rick Savage* is auctioning off some of […]
Editorials 70 AT THE GATES ANNOUNCE REUNION SHOWS!!! October 18th, 2007 at 12:31pm Vince Neilstein It wouldn’t be considered a stretch to call At the […]
Show Reviews 40 THE SULTANS OF SCANDINAVIAN SLEAZE; TURBONEGRO AND MONDO GENERATOR @ THE NOKIA THEATER September 28th, 2007 at 1:39pm Kip Wingerschmidt Turbonegro oozes with street level glam-rock grit, and they’re goddamn […]
Editorials 0 ROCK OF LOVE, EPISODE 6: TOUR BUSES AIN’T THE ONLY THING THE WINNER’S GONNA RIDE August 20th, 2007 at 4:31pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, okay, let’s get it out of the way: my […]
Editorials 20 UPCOMING NYC-AREA SHOWS August 8th, 2007 at 11:59am Vince Neilstein Ye ask and ye shall receive. We may not be […]
Editorials 0 NEW CHILDREN OF BODOM SONG AVAILABLE FROM VIVA LA BANDS July 30th, 2007 at 12:49pm Vince Neilstein The latest track from Bam Margera’s forthcoming compilation Viva La […]
Retrospective 1 APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION: THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY RETROSPECTIVE July 23rd, 2007 at 2:46pm Axl Rosenberg Like most guys, I will never forget the girl who […]
Editorials 0 THE 101 RULES OF BLACK METAL June 21st, 2007 at 10:58am Axl Rosenberg 1. Don’t be gay. 2. Be “true.” 3. All people […]
