Symphonies of Sickness 0 Maylene and the Sons of Disaster’s Dallas Taylor Offers Health Update After ATV Accident February 21st, 2017 at 9:54am Vince Neilstein The singer is still suffering from a long list of severe injuries sustained during the crash.
Pummeling Politics 0 Body Count’s Ice-T Calls Donald Trump a “Motherfucker” and “The Ultimate Con Artist” February 21st, 2017 at 9:22am Axl Rosenberg Or, “How ‘Talk Shit, Get Shot’ Applies to the Sitting President.”
Pummeling Politics 0 Slipknot and Korn Music Banned at U.S. Department of Defense Command Post February 17th, 2017 at 4:18pm Vince Neilstein Also banned: Nickelback, Creed and Smash Mouth.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Rumor: Ghost’s Papa Emeritus Fired His Entire Band February 17th, 2017 at 2:59pm Vince Neilstein Their new lineup will allegedly make its debut on Ghost’s upcoming European tour.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Is Ozzy Plotting a Summer Solo Tour? February 16th, 2017 at 11:10am Vince Neilstein Also: who will be his guitarist?
Metal in the Media 0 Watch Metallica Sing Rihanna’s “Diamonds” in New Carpool Karaoke Trailer February 16th, 2017 at 10:51am Vince Neilstein Also: more footage of their karaoke session of “Enter Sandman” at a supermarket deli meat counter.
Editorials 0 I’m Having an Existential Crisis About John Petrucci Admitting He Likes Donald Trump February 15th, 2017 at 4:05pm Vince Neilstein We want to believe that our heroes share a like-minded ideology with us, but that is so often not the case.
Metal in the Media 0 Lady Gaga on Metallica: “Those guys play better than they’ve ever played in their whole lives.” February 9th, 2017 at 10:02am Vince Neilstein Metallica and Lady Gaga will perform together on the Grammys this Sunday.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: February 3, 2107 February 3rd, 2017 at 10:14am Anso DF Listen to all heavy new releases now! Dread Sovereign, Soen, Judass Priest, Gene Hoglan, Iron Reagan, Tomb Mold, and tons more
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Dio Hologram Will Make U.S. Debut on February 2nd January 29th, 2017 at 10:44am Vince Neilstein Do you think it’s a fitting tribute to a legend, or a step too far?
Punishing Pictorials 0 Rewritten Slayer Lyrics Reflect the Band’s New, Conservative Views January 25th, 2017 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg Time for Slayer to stop pretending to be the most rebellious and angry metal band ever.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Ten Most Metal Poems January 19th, 2017 at 3:31pm Emperor Rhombus Shall I compare thee to a warm summer’s beer?
Events 0 Just Us Clothes! January 14th, 2017 at 8:12am MetalSucks “She busted a queef that would’ve calved glaciers.”
Readers' Choice 0 An Evening at Ryan’s Steakhouse Is Also No Small Affair January 14th, 2017 at 8:10am MetalSucks “Now, back to the vomit…”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Angela Gossow Says She’s Starting Another Metal Band, New Arch Enemy Album Coming in 2017 January 13th, 2017 at 10:22am Vince Neilstein Also: a new Jeff Loomis solo album!
Tour de Force 0 Metallica Will Only Play 50 Shows Per Year January 9th, 2017 at 12:08pm Vince Neilstein So says James Hetfield in a recent interview.
Cinemetal 0 Amon Amarth’s Jomsviking Started as a Screenplay by Johan Hegg January 4th, 2017 at 10:13am Axl Rosenberg FADE IN: Vikings doing viking shit.
MSTV 0 Video: Family Guesses Lyrics to Meshuggah, Skeletonwitch, Metallica and More December 23rd, 2016 at 1:43pm MetalSucks Increasing in level of difficulty as the video goes on, Clan Moore listens to Blind Guardian, Metallica, Amon Amarth, Skeletonwitch and Meshuggah and takes a crack at the lyrics of each.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: Rest of 2016 :) December 23rd, 2016 at 10:50am Anso DF The final 2016 STCOT! Listen to all heavy new releases for the rest of the year! See you in 2017
Pummeling Politics 0 Dave Mustaine Watches Fox News, Loves Bill O’Reilly December 20th, 2016 at 4:56pm Vince Neilstein “I love Bill O’Reilly’s outlook on life. He kind of plays it right up the middle.” Um, WHAT?!?!?!
