Moppet Metal 0 Video: Kids React to Kiss May 2nd, 2018 at 1:52pm Axl Rosenberg “That hair is… questionable.”
Viral Vomit 0 Break Wind to a Hand-Fart Version of Scorpions’ “Wind of Change” April 19th, 2018 at 10:55am Vince Neilstein FARTS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY
Viral Vomit 0 Watch: Kids React to System of a Down and Absolutely LOVE It March 19th, 2018 at 10:56am Vince Neilstein Let’s play them some Pig Destroyer and see what happens.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: March 9, 2018 March 9th, 2018 at 10:12am Phil Boozeman Your one-stop shop for all the week’s heaviest releases including Judas Priest, Between the Buried and Me, Ministry, Twitching Tongues, a fresh pile of shit from Three Days Grace and many more!
Tour de Force 0 The Black Dahlia Murder and Whitechapel to Play Popular Albums in Full on Co-Headlining Tour February 28th, 2018 at 1:15pm Axl Rosenberg In the words of our pal Emperor Rhombus: Eeeeeennnnteresting. The Black […]
Punishing Pictorials 0 Historical Figures and the Metal Musicians Who Could Play Them February 21st, 2018 at 10:01am MetalSucks Includes members of Black Sabbath, Machine Head, KISS, Clutch, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: February 2, 2018 February 2nd, 2018 at 11:04am Phil Boozeman Your one-stop shop for all the week’s heaviest releases including Genocide Pact, Saxon, Spite, Therion, a vinyl reissue from Behemoth, and many more.
New Stuff 0 Monster Magnet Fuck Minds with New Song “Mindfucker” January 26th, 2018 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg Having your head fucked with has never been this much fun.
Reviews 0 Tribulation’s Down Below: Here Be Sweet Licks January 18th, 2018 at 12:51pm Maximus Tribulation deliver the album to beat in 2018.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Fifty Metal Predictions for 2018 January 3rd, 2018 at 2:06pm Axl Rosenberg We can see the future in our crystal balls…
Editorials 0 Editorial: On Glassjaw Frontman Daryl Palumbo’s Apology for Past Sexist Lyrics December 21st, 2017 at 10:15am MetalSucks Did Palumbo’s apology for the sexist lyrics on their landmark album “Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence” go far enough?
Viral Vomit 0 Watch: Christmas Songs Performed in the Style of Slayer, Metallica, Ozzy and More December 17th, 2017 at 3:52pm Vince Neilstein Anthony Vincent of Ten Second Songs is back at it.
Metal Tech 0 How Tobacco E-Juice is a Lot Like Heavy Metal December 12th, 2017 at 12:06pm MetalSucks More and more metal fans may be turning to vaping.
Moppet Metal 0 Kids React to Black Sabbath November 27th, 2017 at 9:02am Axl Rosenberg Still waking up from your food coma? Adjust slowly with something warm and familiar.
Metal Merch 0 The Definitive Holiday Gift Guide for Metalheads November 22nd, 2017 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Gifts for metalheads on budgets of all sizes!
Music Dorkery 0 Video: Ten Pop Songs Covered in the Style of Metallica November 20th, 2017 at 2:04pm Vince Neilstein Tracks by Abba, Outkast, Britney Spears, Seal and more get the Metallica treatment.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: November 17, 2017 November 17th, 2017 at 10:29am Phil Boozeman Your one-stop shop for all the week’s heaviest releases including Black Sabbath, Electric Wizard (for real this time), Cavalera Conspiracy, Despite Exile, Earth Caller and many more.
Viral Vomit 0 Hear Songs by Slayer, Rob Zombie, Type O Negative and More in the Style of “The Nightmare Before Christmas” October 28th, 2017 at 2:50pm Vince Neilstein Halloween fun!
Guest Columns 0 Life of Agony’s Alan Robert Takes an Inside Look at the Making of NECA Toys October 26th, 2017 at 11:16am MetalSucks The bassist and best-selling author visits the workshop for one of the coolest toy companies in the world.
Metal Merch 0 The Ultimate Halloween Costume Guide for Metalheads October 24th, 2017 at 2:37pm MetalSucks Plenty of metal-themed costume ideas of both the store-bought and home-made variety for budgets big and small.
