Upcoming Bullsh*t 150 ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2010: THOU, SUMMIT January 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm Sammy O'Hagar Thou Summit Label – TBD Release date – TBD Louisiana’s […]
Contests 1560 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF BUZZOV*EN’S VIOLENCE FROM THE VAULT January 14th, 2010 at 5:08pm Vince Neilstein Last week we offered up three copies of Revolver’s shiny […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 560 SKARHEAD DON’T SEEM TO HAVE MUCH RESPECT FOR STRIPPERS January 14th, 2010 at 12:31pm Gary Suarez Well now that we’re all clear that you all have […]
Ask Oderus 80 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS URUNGUS RETURNS TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT OPRAH, NECROPHILIA AND BESTIALITY PORN January 8th, 2010 at 12:15pm MetalSucks GREETINGS HUMAN SCUM, IT IS I, ME, THE LORD AND […]
Br00tal-lists 410 SAMMY O’HAGAR’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar To those of you that haven’t been paying attention (which […]
Tiberian Vocalizations 440 TIBERIAN VOCALIZATIONS: ARTHUR VON NAGEL ON POST-BLACK METAL (AND BEING A SHAMELESS METAL NERD) November 19th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Black metal, in spite of its more purist fans, has […]
Cinemetal 240 DO THEY MEAN THAT LISTENING TO 20 MINUTES OF ISIS MUSIC FEELS LIKE 40 YEARS? November 18th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I still can’t decide what I think about Isis’ latest […]
Readers' Choice 140 READER-SUGGESTED METAL BANDS THAT HAPPEN TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE MEMBER WITH A VAGINA, PART 3: EMBERS November 12th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, so Embers was not actually suggested to me by […]
Reviews 90 CRUCIFIST’S SLEEP-INDUCING BOREDOM ON DEMON-HAUNTED WORLD November 10th, 2009 at 11:30am Sammy O'Hagar Dan Lilker is, to use a technical term, a badass […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 620 PROFILES IN EXCELLENCE: RAMMSTEIN October 23rd, 2009 at 10:30am Gary Suarez Be it their embarassing foray into “edgy” promotional items or […]
Contests 1630 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER MAGAZINE’S SPECIAL SLAYER EDITION October 1st, 2009 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to “wiffle bat” and “soup”, the two proud owners […]
Reviews 730 BIG BUSINESS BOYS THINK THEY’RE HOT (WHITE) SH*T September 28th, 2009 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Despite being such a huge fan of Big Business’ Here […]
The Webernets 240 YOU’VE SEEN WHAT AXL LOOKS LIKE, NOW YOU GET TO SEE WHAT I LOOK LIKE (SORT OF) August 27th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Noisecreep kindly invited me to be a guest on their […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 I SEE YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND. I AM EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND, TOO. August 19th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We’ve gotten a ridiculous number of e-mails over the past […]
Cinemetal 260 DEAR D. RANDALL BLYTHE: DON’T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB August 13th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I love horror movies. Especially cheap-o horror movies. Sleepaway Camp […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 HEY! UH… F*CKFEST! HAVE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION NOW? August 10th, 2009 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez When Oxbow first released its debut album Fuckfest back in […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE DESTROYED PIGS July 31st, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Now the nausea’s In my guts And I’m wrestling with […]
Br00tal-lists 490 TOP 5 (ACTUALLY 6 OR 7) SONGS THAT I WOULD PROBABLY USE AS MY STRIPPER SONG July 30th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week, Elise at Reign in Blonde wrote a piece […]
Rampant Rumors 360 ACID BATH REUNION? (SHHHH QUIET!) July 14th, 2009 at 10:05am MetalSucks So my buddy San Carlos, who comes a long line […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2700 THE 522 ALBUMS THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST July 8th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks The list was never meant to be definitive – there […]
