New Stuff 0 Kataklysm Cut Out “Thy Serpents Tongue” June 1st, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Those krazy Kanadians are really changing things up here!
Reviews 0 The Plague Within: Paradise Lost Refuse to be Pigeonholed May 28th, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks They’re not gonna find a coop, they’re gonna scoop the coop, they’re not gonna blast any pigeons.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Perry Farrell Didn’t Want Metallica To Play Lollapalooza In ’96 May 22nd, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus But I bet he’s happy they did when he checks his account balance.
Br00tal-lists 0 Here Are The Best Man Nipples In Metal May 20th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Lzzy Hale, eat your heart out.
Metal Mysteries 0 What is Phil Anselmo’s “Secret Death Metal Project”? May 19th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Get in here to read our wholly-plausible theories!!!
What the...?? 0 Bill Kelliher Put His Penis in Lars Ulrich’s Pocket May 14th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg That’s not a euphemism.
What the...?? 0 Duff McKagan Could Have Saved Kurt Cobain AND Philip Seymour Hoffman May 6th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He saw both celebrities shortly before they died. Not a good look.
Cinemetal 0 Incredibly Handsome and Brilliant MetalSucks Muckrakers Talk Metal Media in New Episode of Metal Injection’s On the Record May 5th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Some might say “MetalSucks Yentas,” and we’d be okay with that, too.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 5, 2015 May 5th, 2015 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund We have the best job in the universe: here are 65 heavy new releases for you! Your life will never be the same!
Podcast 0 #97: Mike Schleibaum from Darkest Hour & Keith Fay from Cruachan May 4th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks This week we welcome back a guest who has been on the podcast before, albeit in a different capacity: Mike Schleibaum, who is not only the guitarist [...]
Reunion Mania 0 Skid Row Turned Down HOW MUCH MONEY to Reunite with Sebastian Bach?!?! April 28th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Apparently, more than $500,000.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Blood Command: In Studio Now! April 22nd, 2015 at 10:00am Anso DF Already?? Oh, actually: Finally!!!!
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from The MetalSucks Mansion Archives! April 21st, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pray to your pagan idols — even they can’t read this thing.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Are Type O Negative’s 5 Starter Jams? April 17th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Five years ago, Type O Negative ended. Here are five of their best for newbies and veterans!
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Copy of Lancer’s Second Storm! April 14th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Devil Himself couldn’t read this nonsense.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 14, 2015 April 14th, 2015 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund So wait, she has a dong? What are we looking at here?
Cinemetal 0 TesseracT Live DVD Looks Like It’ll be Pretty Awesome April 10th, 2015 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Fans of the ‘RacT, get in here!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Twisted Sister Announces Fill-In Drummer, Blasts Late Drummer April 8th, 2015 at 10:00am Anso DF Hint: He has experience replacing a suddenly dead drummer.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Skid Row Parts Ways with Vocalist Who Isn’t Sebastian Bach, Somehow Still Fails to Reunite with Sebastian Bach April 7th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg For some reason I suddenly feel the urge to listen to “Wasted Time.”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Wormrot Issue Wormupdate April 6th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The band needs a new drummer.
