Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “COLLISION” August 17th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
Question of the Week 1230 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND PLAY ANY METAL BAND/MUSICIAN SOME OF THEIR MUSIC AND/OR SHOW THEM PHOTOS/VIDEOS OF THEMSELVES FROM THEIR FUTURE, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY? July 22nd, 2011 at 4:20pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Necrolust 60 WRECK OF THE HESPERUS ARE DOOMED TO SUFFER June 27th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks With a cadre of screaming car alarms, vividly argumentative neighbors, […]
Necrolust 230 KROHM ARE SUICIDAL IN SEATTLE June 9th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Depressive black metal is a definite hit-or-miss of a subgenre. […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 40 THE DEVIL’S BLOOD: NEW ALBUM IN NOVEMBER May 31st, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Velvet Revolver guitarist Slash tells a funny story about his […]
\m/ 130 HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH! May 13th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg A day that is supposed to be totally fucking cursed […]
Everyone's Replaceable 320 SOMEBODY CALL VELVET REVOLVER May 5th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg ‘Cause I just found their new singer. He’s young, he’s […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 3060 #23: SYNYSTER GATES (AVENGED SEVENFOLD) May 4th, 2011 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Let’s pretend for a moment that Avenged Sevenfold don’t dress […]
Cinemetal 250 KVELERTAK HUNT TROLLS April 27th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg No, I don’t mean they’re gonna track down MetalSucks commenters […]
Editorials 510 EATING PAINTS A HOUSE: THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY TAKES ON RECORD LABELS’ WRITTEN PROMO MATERIALS April 15th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I was hanging out at a friend’s house a few […]
Cinemetal 180 ROB ZOMBIE PROMISES THAT LORDS OF SALEM WILL BE “PAINFUL” April 7th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Rob Zombie is making a new movie, Lords of Salem, […]
Unsigned and Unholy 370 HOLY SH*T, THIS GUNS N’ ROSES COVER IS AMAZING April 4th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck Nu-GN’R, and fuck Velvet Revolver, too. This band covers […]
Black Collar Workers 230 CHINESE DEMOCRACY: NOW ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER March 30th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg While both The Deciblog’s Shawn Macomber and myself both think that […]
Music Dorkery 60 WAH-CHICKA-WAH-WAH March 14th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein No guitar pedal is more well-known and widely used (or […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 70 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 2: RIDIN’ HIGH TONIGHT March 11th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF American Idol week 8 Wed: The final 13 perform Thur: […]
Question of the Week 1270 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHICH MODEL OF GUITAR IS THE MOST METAL? February 25th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
The Webernets 400 FINALLY, A “JUSTIFY YOUR SH*TTY TASTE” I CAN GET BEHIND: CHINESE DEMOCRACY February 23rd, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know I’ve been kind of obsessed (here, here, here, […]
Metal Etiquette 200 HEAVY METAL BLUNDERS: VINCE GETS SLAMMER, ALICE BASSIST CHAINED, LARSUIT + MORE INSANITY/INANITY February 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Round Two of Heavy Metal Blunders brings us, who else? […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 150 IDOL REMAINS: THE SUCKIEST SUCKS THAT EVER SUCKED February 18th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF Wed: “Hollywood” group night Thurs: “Hollywood” solo auditions Misery index: […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 360 LOBBING JÄGER BOMBS AT BEST BUY February 18th, 2011 at 2:30pm Gary Suarez The unbearable brutality of winter (and the company of a […]
