Jumping Darkness Parade 670 THE RETURN OF JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE WITH EYAL LEVI: ALL PEOPLE ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL August 2nd, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks All people are not created equal; anybody who thinks so […]
Green Eggs and Slam 800 LET’S TALK ABOUT CRAZY TOWN #early00s #numetal August 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D When you think about it, the late 90s are maybe […]
Exclusive 170 DETHKLOK CREATOR BRENDON SMALL TELLS METALSUCKS ABOUT HIS FORTHCOMING SOLO RECORD July 28th, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein When we spoke with Dethklok mastermind Brendon Small to put […]
Tour de Force 540 METALLICA ARE ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING KINDA COOL FOR THEIR THIRTIETH ANNIVERSARY July 28th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s rare that I feel like I can get behind […]
Black Collar Workers 1250 THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN’S GREG PUCIATO LOVES SPOTIFY July 22nd, 2011 at 12:20pm Vince Neilstein In case my myriad rants on Spotify and Bob Lefsetz’ […]
Tour de Force 310 BEST THRASH TOUR OF THE YEAR GETS SOMEWHAT LESS COOL July 21st, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, so remember when just last week Chuck Billy said […]
Black Collar Workers 880 STILL NOT CONVINCED ABOUT SPOTIFY? READ THIS. July 21st, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Music industry pundit Bob Lefsetz was among the first public […]
Everyone's Replaceable 140 MORE BAD BASSIST BLUES: HEINRICH HALUCHA LEAVES DECAPITATED July 18th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week bassists did like a million things wrong and […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 160 TESTAMENT: AWESOME FALL TOUR, NEW ALBUM TITLE ANNOUNCED July 15th, 2011 at 11:30am Anso DF The usual problems a band must endure from its drummer […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 240 ANALYSIS: QUEENSRYCHE NEEDS NEW MANAGEMENT TL;DR July 13th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF It’s probably not overestimating things to state that Queensryche is […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 250 BON JOVI IN ISTANBUL: THE METALSUCKS SHOW REVIEW July 13th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks You know what your summer has been lacking? Some hair […]
What the...?? 370 BASS PLAYERS CONTINUE TO SUCK: NICK OLIVERI ARRESTED AFTER STANDOFF WITH A S.W.A.T. TEAM July 13th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg In case Coheen and Cambria bassist Michael Todd’s arrest on Sunday […]
Editorials 2060 How Metal Nerds Choose What Bands To Like: A Scientific Model July 11th, 2011 at 4:20pm Sergeant D Have you ever noticed that the bands who metal nerds […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 60 EAST OF THE WALL MAKE NO APOLOGIES FOR THE APOLOGIST July 6th, 2011 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Back in December of 2010 we defied East of the […]
Reviews 1420 COREY’S JUNE 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST July 5th, 2011 at 5:00pm Corey Mitchell Last year (and the year before) I got way too […]
Reviews 30 LEYLA FORD DECLARES TREASON ON DOCTOR MIDNIGHT AND THE MERCY CULT’S I DECLARE: TREASON July 5th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks After I heard the news about Turbonegro I got a […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 190 VAN HALEN: WELCOME TO BONER COUNTRY, POP. MARK TREMONTI July 5th, 2011 at 3:20pm Anso DF Van Halen, featuring the young squire Van Halen (left); Mark […]
Black Collar Workers 310 DIGBY: “WE GET PAID BY SPOTIFY” July 1st, 2011 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein If Don Robertson, Brian Slagel, Jonas Nachsin etc wrote candid […]
...And F*ck You Too 380 SHIA LABEOUF TRADES GIANT ROBOTS FOR GIANT DOUCHE BAG July 1st, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg You all know who Shia LaBeouf is, right? He’s the […]
The Webernets 290 THE ANGRY BLACK METAL ELITIST MIGHT BE MY NEW FAVORITE BLOG June 30th, 2011 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, so not to sound like a total dick, but […]